Series Of Unfortunate Events Uncle Monty Novels & Stories

Kat’s POV I made the short walk back to the little cottage and walked right in, only to wish I could turn around and walk right back out. The first thing I saw when I walked in the door was my father and my aunt making out on the couch. He was practically laying on top of her, kissing her passionately while caressing her breast and she squeezed his ass. They immediately separated as soon as they heard me walk in but the damage was done. I could never erase that image from my brain.

"Of course, it's your uncle from Stanva City," Manfred explained. It dawned on Wade that he indeed had an uncle there, one he hadn't seen in years. He only recalled that his uncle worked for the Monroe family. "What brings him here?" he inquired. Manfred took a deep breath. "The Smith family of Valyr City is holding an auction in Stanva, and they've chosen the Monroes to represent them. Your uncle's here with an invitation, but I'm not sure which family it's for."

Caleb on the other side collapsed in the chair behind him. “You bitch, you've put us in trouble, that's my uncle and he has a bad temper,” he said, having found his tongue after such a long time.

Fuck, what was this? "Now are you going to listen?" Uncle Ramone sighs, giving me a stern look. "You nearly died, dumb ass. The sooner you realize that, the better." Letting out a growl, I shoot him a glare before trying to stand again, only to come up with the same result. "As much as I admire your determination, you really should listen to your uncle," Tyson chuckles. "My uncle likes to exaggerate most of the time," I point out. "He’s quite the drama queen once you get to know him."

"Shall we do it again, Uncle?" ***

He wiped a bead of sweat from his forehead. "Of course, of course. Anyone would find a situation like that very unfunny." He stuttered. He turned sharply to Jeremy, who was standing there looking like a deer caught in high-beam headlights. Monte didn't use words this time; he swung his leg and delivered a sharp, brutal kick to the back of Jeremy’s knee. Jeremy collapsed back onto the gravel with a cry of pain. "Apologize!" Monte hissed at his nephew. "Apologize to Mrs. Vale right now for your idiocy!"

“Anyway, how are you? I got those papers you asked of me.” “Yeah?” I ask. “They’re done?” “As done as ever,” he replies. “I don’t know why you took so long to fake your death, kid. Honestly, you’re lucky that nobody came after you with threats.” “I was a nobody back then,” I state. “Who would even care to remember me? Evan Montague was nothing but a poor boy whose parents left him nothing but bad debts.” “You never know,” Uncle Charlie claims. He sounds like a paranoid old fuck. “Anyway, they’re here. I understand that you don’t want me to send them to you. You’ll come get them yourself.”

KADE KADE Kade had killed before. Twice. The first time, he was eleven. He attempted to help an Unfortunate escape by sneaking up on an unsuspecting moderator and stabbing him in the throat. The moderator died, but three others were watching from a tower Kade didn't see. They shot his Unfortunate friend, Caleb, and dragged Kade, kicking and screaming, back to his father. As punishment, Michael locked Kade in a sweltering tin shed for days.

Fuck, what was this? "Now are you going to listen?" Uncle Ramone sighs, giving me a stern look. "You nearly died, dumb ass. The sooner you realize that, the better." Letting out a growl, I shoot him a glare before trying to stand again, only to come up with the same result. "As much as I admire your determination, you really should listen to your uncle," Tyson chuckles. "My uncle likes to exaggerate most of the time," I point out. "He’s quite the drama queen once you get to know him."

“its not your mouth that is saying, I do not see why you are being offended?” I pulled my earphones and plugged them in. The drive to aunt Lisa's house was quiet. I turned to digest what had happened.my uncle had asked me remove my bra and I had. "We are here," he said as he pulled at her house. The house was quite huge. I can't believe she lives here all alone and a chill ran down my spine, I was going to be here with him alone. "we are going to be here for a while.” He muttered more to himself than I.