Series Of Unfortunate Events Uncle Monty Novels & Stories

“David, something bad happened. Come to school quickly, Miss Selena beat someone up.” “What happened? Tell me slowly.” “Some trust-fund kid called Mont started flirting with Miss Selena and he said some really disgusting things, then Miss Selena beat up him pretty bad.” “Oh, that’s fine. As long as he’s still alive, there’s nothing to worry about. Relax, Selena will deal with it.” “Are you sure? I think Mont’s crippled now. His family is pretty powerful and he’s a known trust fund kid in school. Will Miss Selena get taken away?”

“Sorry Ingrid. I don’t know why I just went off on that rant.” “Yes you do,” Ingrid laughs. “I promise your brother is the love of my life.” “I’m sorry Ingrid. Big Brother mood kicks in sometimes,” Monty tells her. “I’m sure he appreciates it. We are excited for you and Zoe. Please send pictures as soon as you can. Aunt Ingrid and Uncle Bär are so happy he is the first of his generation,” Ingrid tells him. “Can I talk to my brother? Either of them?” Monty asks.

The Mountain stomps forward, the taser looming large in our vision. I have an idea, we shout up Trent’s brainstem, and follow that up with a sequence of little images, a short movie that shows how we just might escape this storage room alive. Trent grunts agreement, shifting his legs beneath him—a movement that makes the Mountain pause, unsure if the kid wants to try something aggressive and stupid. “My uncle did tell me one thing,” Trent says. “A package that belonged to Frank?” Big Jim’s face flickers. “What about the package?”

I sobbed, tears flowing freely now. “You can’t have a normal life with those people out there,” my uncle finally said. “What people?” I demanded. “It’s not time for you to know,” my uncle said, making me clench my fists in anger. “Enough!” I yelled, delivering a roundhouse kick to a dummy, sending its head flying off its body. My uncle’s eyes widened at my agility. “You need to tell me what’s coming now,” I demanded. He remained silent, ignoring me. I scoffed, about to walk out, when he finally spoke. “The Evil Triplets,” he uttered, causing me to stop in my tracks.

All seventeen… no sixteen of my uncles were seated in my office, and their faces told me that something was wrong. "Where is Uncle Miles?" I asked, frowning as a guess came to my mind. Suddenly, uncle Chance burst into tears and buried his face into his face as he cried out, "Is this the end of all of us! Are you all doomed?" Tapping his brother back, Uncle Robert slightly shook his head as he sniffed aggressively, looking as though he was fighting back tears. When I swayed my gaze on uncle Chase, he rested his head back against the couch and let out a loud cry.

“There’s enough for you if you care to join us.” “Thank you, kindly, King.” “Just call me Adrian…or Father Hans if you’re afraid you’ll slip when others are around.” “I won’t slip up. I’m used to lying an’ all.” I give the poor old man a little smile. Aren’t we all? “How did you end up here, Monty?” “Well after them Moonstone fuckers wiped out me family, I just ran until I ended up here. They needed someone to look after the place, an’ I’m pretty handy so I got the job.”

Ari King’s POV When Rei and I made it home, Uncle Monty was there waiting for us. His head in his hands. Rei closed the door, causing it to thud louder than normal. He looked up to see us and gave a smile. “How are my two favorite nephews?” “Well, we’re your only nephews.” His deep chuckle reverberated through my bones. “Glad to see you are still a smart alec. Mind telling me why I have to meet with the snake king? Something about my ‘unruly nephews’ don’t know their places.”

I was willing to deal with him for bringing up such a past, but just then, Caleb, his so-called foolish son, ran up towards him. “That's enough, Uncle Caspian.” He placed his hand on my chest as he pushed me away from his father. “You killed your own father, and here you are fighting mine? You wish to kill him too?” As he pointed his hand at me, speaking to me—his uncle—with disrespect, I didn't hesitate to teach him a tiny lesson. I swiftly got a strong but casual grip of his hand pointed at me. “I'm your uncle, Caleb… show some respect!” I bent it over, the pain excruciating as he wailed in pain.

“You are my spirit animal.” “I know. Now get out so that I can prepare to go to work.” “But I want all the tea. I want to know more about the event.” “I was so bored," I groan at the recollection. "But your uncle seemed happy, and everyone else there did too. Except for Rachel and me. I ruined her night.” "No, that's not what I want to know..." “Out, Miss Nosy.” I drag her from the bed and gently push her toward the door. She tries to resist, but I’m able to get her all the way out and slam the door.

I asked wearily as I turned away from the twins and began to walk away. They joined me and Ashley and I was sure that we looked like a weird bunch. “We need you to talk to your uncle,” one of them said. I laughed darkly and shook my head in disbelief. “You want me to convince my uncle to fuck you,” I said with a little chuckle. “We do not like being laughed at,” the other one replied. “Well, I can not help it, you guys would make great comedians,” I said with a heavy hint of sarcasm and scoffed.