Seven Ate Nine Jokes

Valerie doesn't have much in life to look forward to in her day to day and she is wishing there is more to her simple, boring human life. Everett and Kallen are wolves trying to get past the horrible history in their lives, not sure what's worse - their trauma or the unknown future. One party changes all their lives. Can they understand the love for each other or will it destroy them? Will Valerie accept what she cannot understand or walk away? Can the brothers understand this bond or will it break their own bond? Read to find out!

Alicia and Alice were over pampered twins, spoilt to a fault. They got whatever they wanted as long as they requested it from their parents who were the Alpha and Luna of knighthood pack. They were literally living the born with a silver spoon life, they were lazy to work, train and cared little about the pack. One fateful day, the pack was attacked by the ruthless and bloodthirsty vampires. Being so unprepared, the pack was easily conquered and the Alpha and Luna were killed right in front of the twins. The remaining wolves were taken in as slaves, Alicia and Alice included. The twins were forced to face the harsh realities of life and unfortunately, they couldn't bend this one to their will. They finally get to meet the orchestrator of the attack, it was head of the vampires, king Azalea. Handsome but cruel, he hated wolves with every fiber in his body. As if fate was still not done with them yet, The twins mate turned out to be the king of vampires who killed their parents. How does it play out from here? The twins hated their vampire mate for what he did to their pack and parents and king Azalea hated the twins as well. Their future together already looked so bleak, could the moon goddess had made a mistake pairing them together? Follow this story to know how the twins learnt responsibility and duty the hard way and maybe, the hate can turn to love?

Avery is a werewolf woman and the only daughter of her parents. Although, her life had never been easy because she couldn't get a mate and soon she got a nickname as "The Unfortunate" and was ridiculed by the whole town. Rumor has it that whoever marries Avery would be infected with the some unfortunate luck as she was. She had never expected her life to be changed until a tragic event led her to a mysterious werewolf. Alpha Roman Lancaster who is a werewolf. He is a pretty man, came from a very well known family and was the only child of his family. He didn't expect to find the innocent and vulnerable human maid to be his destined mate. When the moon goddess played a card of fate, the two who came from different worlds got pulled in a new blooming love and thus revealed more secrets...

Lydia gets her dream job as the Alpha's chef, and she's excited about her new life, but her excitement is short-lived when she runs into the Alpha, who turned out to be her mate, and he has her thrown in prison, accusing her of being a spy. Nicholas hated Lydia as soon as he set his eyes on her, and he wanted nothing more than for her to disappear, but when she didn't, he resorted to doing everything possible to get rid of her. When a dark past involving both of them resurfaces, Lydia must now choose whether to abandon him just like he wanted or fight for a place in his heart at the cost of her life.

Blurb: All Zelda has ever wanted is to be happy and spend the rest of her life with her soulmate. But what she doesn't know is that her parents had arranged to marry her off to the ruthless Alpha Kent, since that was the only way to stop him from attacking their pack.

My roommate had a strange obsession with taking cold showers on the balcony. She claimed it helped detox her body and brightened her skin. I warned her, “You should be more mindful of your privacy.” However, she only laughed, accusing me of being jealous of her flawless figure. Then, disaster struck. Her shower photos were leaked online, and soon after, thugs showed up at our door, demanding to humiliate her. Instead of taking responsibility, she turned on me. “It’s her! She’s the shameless one showering on the balcony!” Betrayed and defenseless, I was dragged into the woods and left to die, my life snuffed out in humiliation and pain. But when I opened my eyes again, I was back on that fateful day—the day my roommate took her first cold shower on the balcony.

She was rejected by her mate after been his Luna for three years straight who crown her stepsister later but then she was fated to the lycan king who they had sometimes had a one night stand before........ her step sister who took her position as the Luna still needed more powers then find way to overthrow her in the new pack she was accepted in with her secret that only her family knew about but will she succeed? will the lycan king accept her when he learnt about her true identify? will she be about to fight this battle where all her well wishers turned into her enemy in one glance?

Born a wolfless, Avalynn Hewlett lived her life as the only deviation of the Crest Moon pack. A laughing stock of the wolves on her age, and a shameful individual for Gunner, her only sibling, she spent her seventeen years being alone. Until she reached the age where she was supposed to meet her mate. To her surprise, it was not only one, but TWO!

He was never going to have anything to do with wretched mortals, he was a god. Humans were pathetic. Axel reminded himself all through his 1,000 years on earth. He stuck with his decision until he was faced with a threat that unlocked a possessive side he never thought he had. ---------------- Orphaned at the age of seven, Ariel grows up lonely and seeks deep connections and companionship. Unfortunately, she seeks it from the wrong people. Ariel met Bianca in highschool. Ariel had a nice voice and stage fright, while Bianca had the confidence she lacked, and admired the splendor that comes with being a celebrity. Desperate to please her friend, Ariel becomes Bianca's ghost singer. This decision leads her to a tragic end, she falls into the hands of a god waiting for a mortal to devour.

As master grabs me by the neck, he pulls me closer and his hand continues to roam around my body. With an angry look hovering over his face, he whispers. “You belong to me, Imogen, No one under the moon is allowed to touch you the way I do”. At this point i didn’t know what to say but my heart is beating fast. When I needed my mate to accept me, all master did was to reject me and now he wants me back after I have made someone else fall in love with me? With a smirk playing across the edge of my lips, i leaned into his embrace and also whispered, “You made me suffer for you, master. Why don’t I have my own bit of cake by seeing you go through what I went through because of you?” I know I am still in love with master because he is my mate, he is my bondage and more than anything, I wanted that bondage to consume me.