Seven Ate Nine Jokes

Cinta adalah mahakarya kehidupan. Namun terkadang, takdir dengan teganya mempertemukan hati dari dua sisi yang bertentangan. Adalah Rey, putra seorang detektif handal yang terpaksa pindah sekolah karena pekerjaan ayahnya. Ia mendadak jatuh hati pada seorang siswi di kelas baru. Nina. Sayang, takdir tidak memberinya kemudahan dalam urusan cinta. Justru Nina-lah alasan ayah pemuda itu dipanggil ke kota tersebut, salah satu pelaku pembunuhan berantai yang meneror negara hampir seabad terakhir. Di kemudian hari, perjalanan cinta Rey akan dipenuhi lula dan darah. Takdir dengan paksa menghadapkannya pada fakta bahwa gadis yang ia cintai adalah dalang di balik puluhan kasus pembunuhan. Apakah cinta Rey akan tetap putih meski takdir merendamnya dalam kubangan darah?

BABALA: Ang kwentong ito ay maaaring hindi pasok sa panlasa ng lahat. Nagkakaloob ang kwentong ito nang hindi maganda sa mata ng karamihan. Marami man ang may ayaw ngunit hindi iyon sapat para limitahan mo ang iyong pang-unawa. Xara Padel, ang babaeng madalas tinutokso dahil sa mala-anime nitong katawan, malaki ang hinaharap at puwetan, mahaba ang itim na itim na buhok, mapupungay na mga mata, makinis na balat, at malaanghel na mukha. Madalas niyang naririnig ang 'Yamate kudasai' na tokso sa kanya ngunit tikom lamang ang kanyang bibig at hindi na pinapatulan ang mga ito. Sa likod ng maamo niyang mukha ay ang kuryusidad niya sa maka-mundong pagnanasa. Nagkamalay siyang nakikinig sa mga pinaggagawa ng Ate niya kasama ang kung sinong lalaki nito sa kwarto ngunit nagbago ang lahat nang matagpuan ang Boss ng Ate niya…

Dahlia Amelia was a frustrated Aspiring Writer that her work was claim and plagiarized by a well-known Author, Yuki. The One Who Own the Deadly Glance, was hit for almost three months and become the best seller that earn a billion dollar. Several famous entertainment industry offer the publisher to adapt the novel into a film. Even makes Dahlia more frustrated. No one believe that she is the one who wrote it. She was offered to become a script writer instead to her own masterpiece. Drayzen Storm was the only living Dragon shift-shifter for a hundred decades. He was curious how the writer find his identity as the novel used his real name. Reader and viewr was aware that the novel was all imagination made. But Yuki died in hand of Drayzen as the writer of the said Novel. Dahlia was about to witness the devious event, yet she choose to ignore them and even cry at Drayzen how frustrated she is not to fight her right on her own work. Drayzen find out that she was the real writer. After a month Dahlia find out that she was pregnant with Dryzen Child.

Seven times, I bonded with the same Alpha. And seven times, he tore our bond apart for his childhood flame. The first time, he swore it under the moon. “Astrid, my Luna. From this day forward, my heart and my wolf are yours alone.” But the moment his precious Liana returned, his promises turned to ash. “Can’t you just be patient? You’re making her uncomfortable, making it look like she’s seducing a mated male.” The first time he rejected me, the searing pain of the bond breaking nearly killed my wolf. They sent me to the pack healers, but he never came. Not once. The third time, I swallowed my pride as an Alpha’s daughter. I joined his pack as a nobody, just to be near his scent. By the sixth time, I knew the drill. I packed my bags and walked out of our penthouse without a word. My breakdowns. My compromises. My surrender. All I got for my pain were his clockwork apologies and the same betrayal. Over and over again. Until now. The moment I heard Liana was coming back, I handed him the papers to sever our bond myself. He just set a date for our next bonding ceremony, as if nothing had happened. He has no idea. This time, I’m not just breaking the bond. I’m shattering the heart that beat for him seven times, only to be crushed by his own hands, seven times.

After 99 bloodline fusion rituals, I finally conceived Alpha Garrick Whitefang's pup. As a mixed-blood Omega without a wolf, I understood the cost of that miracle better than anyone. The rituals burned away my lifespan. I brought this child with my blood. When I returned with the pregnancy report, ready to share the news, Garrick was waiting for me. A 4-year-old girl stood at his side, her small hand clasped in his. "Rowena, this is my surprise for you. Our pup," he said gently. Then he added, as if it meant nothing, "You will not have to endure bloodline fusion anymore. Her mother, Lyralei North, is pregnant with a male pup. Once she gives birth, I will bring him back for you to raise." His mother smiled with open relief. "No labor, no pain, and you gain two pups for free. How wonderful. The Snowclaw Pack finally has heirs." Unstoppable tears spilled down my face. For seven years as Garrick's Luna, bloodline rejection had made natural conception impossible. For five of those years, I had begged the pack elders to perform bloodline fusion rituals on me. I traded away my lifespan 99 times in total for the chance to carry his child. Only then did I understand. Garrick never wanted my pup. As long as heirs existed, it did not matter who gave birth to them. I returned to my room without a word and made one call. "Steven, does your research project still need people? I want to rejoin the team," I said quietly. "And I am leaving the Snowclaw Pack."

Oscar Chamberlain once believed he was the happiest man alive. He had nine extraordinary sisters who adored him and never hesitated to show it. Then the Chamberlain family found their long-lost biological heir, and everything changed. Overnight, Oscar became nothing more than a temporary stand-in, easily replaced. For years, he had worked tirelessly for the Chamberlain family, giving them his loyalty and effort without question. Yet on the day their true heir returned, they cast him out without hesitation. He did not even have the chance to show them the diagnosis clutched in his hand: brain cancer, two years left to live. … After the nine sisters drove Oscar away, they began, one by one, to sense that something was wrong. The eldest no longer carried her commanding confidence. The second lost the sharp decisiveness that had once made her seem unstoppable. The third found her inspiration drained, her once-celebrated talent slipping into mediocrity. And the new young heir, when measured against Oscar, fell painfully short. Only much later did they understand what Oscar had truly meant to the Chamberlain family. By then, regret had come too late. When they accidentally discovered that he had brain cancer, the news struck them like thunder from a clear sky. In the pouring rain, they knelt before him, weeping and begging for forgiveness. This time, however, Oscar chose himself. "Sorry," he said calmly. "You've already taken back the Chamberlain name. I don't know you anymore."

Rudina, a woofless and mistaken Omega, has spent her entire existence being abused, ridiculed, and mistreated by her clan and her self-centered, prestigious parents. Who were the clan's Alphas and leaders, favoring their reputation over their offspring? They were fed up with Rudina and evicted her from the residence. Her boyfriend cheated on her with her younger sister, leaving her stranded and hoping for greener pastures on the other side, crushing and breaking her heart. Meeting her SEVEN MATES, who were full of passion and forbidden wants for her while also being the most heinous wolves on the planet, was not what she had planned for.

A story wherein a girl was invited by her boyfriend in a seven day vacation at his place. Clyone did noticed how strange the six days of the vacation went, but decided to ignore it instead. Despite of being aware of how strange her boyfriend was, a horrible event happened on the last day still crashed her world. A horrible event she never expected to come nor imagined.

Plain's Brook Orphanage was many things, safe, comforting, and the quickest place to get adopted. It was all those things, except when it came to Damon Salvati. With his world crumbling around him, he has accepted that no one wanted something broken; something bent and twisted. He would never regain what he lost. But perhaps, that's not as true as he thought. When he bumps into Clay Ares, a rich boy with secrets and ties to an orphanage no one knows about, he may discover just how valuable he is after all. But can he trust him?

Linzy, gadis cantik bermata hazel yang selalu menjadi kesayangan oleh keenam sahabatnya, dikelilingi oleh orang orang yang mencintai dirinya. Dilindungi, diperlakukan sepeti ratu. Dicintai dengan tulus, siapa yang tidak menginginkan untuk berada diposisinya, linzy seperti matahari pada siang dan bulan pada malam. Hingga tak lama hidupnya yang indah bagaikan seperti musim semi terpaksa enyah digantikan seperti musim kemarau panjang yang tak berujung atau musim dingin yang panjang yang tak pernah berakhir. Pertemuan kembali oleh ketujuh saudaranya membuat linzy melangkah tidak semudah dulu. Tidak ada lagi kebebasan, tidak ada lagi tawa lepas, serta sambutan hangat yang pernah ia rasakan Kini hanya paksaan, perintah, dan amarah yang ia rasakan sekarang