SWEET DEBAUCHERY: AN M/M COLLEGE, CONTEMPORARY ROMANCE
If anyone should be mortified, it’s him—or at least as mortified as his boyfriend, who’s currently blushing like a guilty choirboy.
One second earlier or later, and Vanya and I would’ve walked in on a live performance of ‘Why Door Locks Were Invented.’ Guess we missed the climax by that much.
And just like that, it’s lights, camera, sex scenes. Again. My brain’s been playing the same genre on loop lately. Maybe Vanya has a point. I should find someone to hook up with. The cute redhead from her Snapchat, the one she swears is queer, might be something.