Sexy Jokes

Blessilda found herself having one night stand--that was her original plan but why did she want to be with him all the time? She didn't believe in love but she's willing to try new things in life. She wants to be pleasured but she cannot pleasure herself alone. Ryan is a chickboy. He likes sexy, seductive and sophisticated women with white complexion. Will he give everything just to have sex with Blessilda? Will he compromised with her terms in and out of the bedroom? Or will he dominate the whole no label relationship?

Dragon shifters are possessive and ruthless. They horde what they covet and will kill anyone who gets in their way. They're cursed because they love only themselves. Then, a woman comes along who's tired of living in terror. The sexy beast is simply a man who has never been told no. She won't just make him accept her, he'll scream her name when steam boils into need and need rages into undying love. Readers will laugh and cry and want a dragon shifter for their very own.

[BOOK 2 of the Gentleman Series] Michael Collin, a well-known sexy Casanova and business magnate, was on the verge of self-destruction. A man battling demons from his past and nursing a broken heart; and like every broken-hearted man, it was a woman who caused it. Cassie Stone, the beautiful and mysterious woman from his past, unwillingly crosses paths with him again. The woman swore never to love him again, because of an evil lie they both believed to be true. A woman who will do everything she can, to fight every attempt of desire and love, fate will build between them.

Maica Delmundo, isang sikat na model. Maganda, sexy, matalino at hinahangaan ng karamihan. Parang lahat ay nasa kaniya na. Ngunit sa kabila ng kasikatan ay nagkukubli ang isang lihim. Isang lihim na maaaring sumira sa kaniyang karera na matagal niyang pinakaiingatan. Ano nga ba ang kaniyang itinatagong sikreto? Handa ba siyang bitawan ang tinatamasang kasikatan? O ipagpatuloy ito kahit pa ang kapalit ay ang lalakeng kaniyang iniibig?

When Dr. Vickie Anderson moves to a small town to become their local physician, little does she realize what awaits her. The sweet and sexy man she falls in love with turns out to be a vampire, the kind and wise woman she becomes good friends with turns out to be a witch, and the local "hottie" sheriff is a zombie hunter! But, then, so is everyone else she knows. Swept into a world she never believed could exist, Vickie must decide whether she has what it takes to live as a doctor by day and a zombie hunter by night.

Tahimik na naninirahan sa probensya si Alexa habang pinamamahalan niya ang kanilang negosy sa lungsod. Nakatira lamang siya sa isang simpleng bahay kasama ang kanyang dalawang kapatid. Isa lamang siyang simpleng babae at walang kaartihan sa kanyang sarili. Ibang iba sa kanyang kakambal na Si Alexis. Alexis are brat, she gets everything she wants. She always wear a sexy dress and clothes, and all man looking at her they like her.

"Don't make me spread your legs roughly little one. Keep them open for me, you want this right? Tell me if you want to stop okay?" He asked with his sexy voice as I nodded my reply. ****** Marissa was a true Cinderella story, where her mother died and her father remarried and she had two annoying ugly hearted sisters. Her father was lost in his work. Never care for her, she was no longer daddy's little girl. She finally moved out of the house, out of the toxic environment. And leave her dearest dad behind. She had given up on him, as she was no longer someone he holds dear. She found herself living in a small seaside town to find peace and love and her happy ever after. She was a hopeless romantic, who reads to many romance novels. ****** Nate was mending his broken heart at his brother's beach house. He always loves the little sleepy coastal town. All until one day he met a suicidal young woman. She constantly bothered his mind, with her sexy images over and over again. She was too young for him, she was just barely legal. And she turned out to be a hopeless romantic. He needed to stay away from her. But obviously couldn't, as they constantly wanting each other's company.

#mutual contain 18+only "you should go to the other room" he said She looked at him in shock its there first night. He was nervous and open his mouth to say something. After a while, he said "your father makes a deal with me that if I marry you he will give me half of his property. My company is in loss and I don't want to marry you coz I am not interested in you, you are not my type.i feel disturbed when you are around me!" It is all he said to her. She got up from bed and a hot tear escape from eye and she left his room. She did not said a word to him. *************************** Roya knight-she is good. Age=22 educated and shy in nature. She is rich but she is also black in color. She never wear something so revealing. Simple and always smile. And she is tall, slim, perfect body, and her eyes is most attractive. She has every good thing but only lack of personality is her color. Johnson Robin - He is handsome. Every girl dream about him. He has well built body. He has blue eyes and white men. He is men of his word. Age=27. He run huge business and he has so many girlfriend. Content and /or trigger warning :This story contains mature sexual content. Strong language ahead, adult jokes also. Which may trigger for some readers. You have been warned

Gabriel is a combination of sexy, handsome and rich but a total womanizer. He's never been into relationship before and would never want one. He is the kind of guy " who hump and dump!" . But one day it change everything... As in EVERYTHING!!! Why? One day, He just meet the most beautiful angelic face woman he ever seen before. One look and he knows she's the one! But how? She fall out of nowhere and she bump into his car accidentally. Join Gabriel and his story here... Read to find out more...

“Kak, kumohon jangan dorong ke depan lagi, aku sudah nggak kuat.” Di tengah konser, kerumunan orang sangat padat dan aku sengaja mendesak ke arah gadis muda di depanku. Dia mengenakan rok mini bergaya seragam sekolah yang sexy, aku pun langsung mengangkat roknya dan menempel pada pantatnya. Parahnya, celana dalamnya sangat tipis. Pantatnya yang padat dan berisi itu langsung membuatku terangsang. Yang mengejutkanku, sepertinya dia juga bereaksi dengan doronganku.