Sexy Jokes Novels & Stories

Bradley Fry, my CEO husband, loves bringing his friends home for meals the most. He claims that this makes them feel like an actual family. As they drink in the feast I've whipped up for everyone, one of Bradley's friends comments smilingly, "I knew that you were a virtuous one, Emily! Now this is how the legitimate wife should act!" My expression doesn't falter as I ask in a half-joking manner, "Oh? Does Bradley have a spoiled and pampered mistress by his side, then?" His friends are stunned by my question. A trace of panic crosses their eyes simultaneously. But Bradley just wraps an arm around my shoulders with a smile. "Don't listen to their nonsense, Emily. Who else is worthy as my

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Amy snapped at the guy who immediately did as he was told. “Getting pregnant in college is not only disgusting, it gives this ‘loser vibes’,” one of her friends, the blondie blurted, air quoting the ‘loser vibes’. “It gets nastier when the baby belongs to your stepbrother. I mean, how do you even moan for him?” Everyone laughed like we were in a standup comedy show. Cassie giggled. “I think I know. You say, ‘Ahhh, bro, pound your sister's pussy, give me that family jewel.’” She laughed as she cracked the joke, clutching her stomach as if she was running out of air from laughing excessively.

Laughing so much I start choking on thin air. ‘Are you okay? Really?’ Jackson is by me in a flash, patting my back and trying to get out of me what is so funny. All I can do is point at the ridiculous socks and laugh more, on the verge of dying because I cannot stop long enough to take a proper breath and my chest is caving in on me too. Tears run down my cheeks and that damn image of a naked ‘Sexy Alexi’ and these damn ugly socks is killing me. Jackson doesn’t get it, which only makes me feel dumber, this thing funnier, and I cry laugh in pain because it’s given me about five stitches now. I don’t laugh like this very often and I think my body is having an all-out stroke from the experienc

That's when Jackson realized that his buddy's words were full of sarcasm. "Dude, she's not even your girlfriend if I have sex with her, what's there to make you upset!" Jackson screamed, then he realized that he had taken his joke too far. Before Jackson could take back his statement and tell Steven the truth, he got a solid punch in the jaw that left him bleeding from his mouth.

"I don't like your ridiculous piercings. I don't like your ridiculous tattoos. I don't like those ridiculous pink shorts you're wearing right now. I don't like your ridiculous voice. I don't like your ridiculous Instàgram posts. Matter of fact, delete that group selfie you just took. I don't want me or my wife being on your ridiculous feed. It's embarrassing to be associated with you. You are ridiculous. The only reason people cling on to you is because of your rich dad." "Is this some sick joke?" "The only joke here is you, Leo." "Do you know who the fùck you're talking to?" "Yes." Damien nods. "I'm talking to Leo Giovanni. The biggest joke on the table. An embarrassment to his family. Fail

"If there was a way to do this DNA test without risking the pregnancy, I could pressure her." "That's exactly what my uncle will explain to us. I'll try to set up lunch with him," Fred said enthusiastically. "And you won't believe this. Would you believe the secretary hit on me?" I remembered and said laughing. "She even gave me her number." "Oh, for God's sake, did your mother put honey on you instead of baby powder?" Rick mocked. "You must be made of sugar, Alexander, women just fly at you." We all burst out laughing, and the guys' jokes had no limits. In the end, my day had been terrible, but my friends managed to make my night better.

She looked so sad that it took me a second to filter her words through my brain again. I burst into laughter this time as I took my spot next to her long, sexy body once more. "Good one, Stretch." She shot me a sassy smile. "Thanks." She looked at Tag. "That was a joke." His shoulders shook as he tried to glare at her. "Well, we're not going to put our wieners inside you. Not today. And we call them all kinds of different things, but usually cock or dick. Maybe give that a try in the future."

I like this plan and knowing how much of a party girl Leila is I’m sure she won’t say no to a girly night out with her two most favorite women. * * * Jake wasn’t kidding when he said he wanted to try video sex! However, what we’ve ended up doing is laughing a whole lot on a Skype call, while I sit in my underwear and he lies in a hotel bed with a sexy naked torso making me ache. Sexy turned to funny and before we know it, he has me crying tears of laughter. I forget sometimes that he can be quick witted and sharp, his sense of humor is devastating; I can’t remember ever laughing as much as this ever in my life and my muscles ache with the effort.

I took the Whiskey down, head spinning now, room tilting a bit, as the laughter was echoing loud. Ryker on Kael, "Dare, ask Lange a mate question." Kael shook his head, "Nah, truth instead for me," but Ryker pushed, "Wuss, drink then." Kael sipped, muttering, "You guys are obsessed." Now it was my turn to question Jaxon, "Truth, why so many gay jokes?" He laughed, " 'Cause it's funny, and maybe I'm bi-curious, who knows?" Winking at me, but this stupid soso was tugging playfully she was so happy one of her mates just winked at her, and there was me snapping sarcastic, "Yeah, keep it in your pants, perv." Laughter exploded, but the buzz grew, my words slurring a tad, my wolf was already hazy