Simon Rich The Last Girlfriend On Earth Novels & Stories

Simon, who had never replied to any of the messages in the group chat before, suddenly resurfaced. When everyone saw that it was indeed Simon who had replied, they hurriedly took his side. "Exactly! How could Simon ever date that bitch of a woman anyway?" Simon sent a text, saying, "I've only been in love with one woman my whole life, and that's Kimberly." Seeing that, everyone else in the group started singing praises about Simon and Kimberly being the perfect couple and saying that they had been born to be together. "Happy now?" Simon asked, hugging Kimberly closer to him. "I've never liked Quinn. You know that, Kimberly."

"It's just that... If you tell me who she is, maybe... I could... If there's no impediment... Well, maybe she'll accept to be with you..." Simon's expression closed for a moment, then suddenly he let out a dry laugh, lay back on the bed, and fixed his eyes on the ceiling. Emptiness filled both of them as they disconnected so abruptly. "You're incredible," Simon said in the acid tone he hadn't used with Perez for a long time. "Always so sweet, a true little angel. And what would you do after that? Look for another lover or go back to your old life of sanctity?" He turned his head to look at her with latent disgust. "Let me guess: You'd humiliate yourself at Nathaniel's feet."