Simon Rich The Last Girlfriend On Earth Novels & Stories

It was almost the same price as the blush-pink Maybach he gifted her today. Simon truly was a master at keeping things balanced. He ensured his ex, also his first love, and his current partner, who was his wife, got equal attention. Luna couldn't see what was happening inside the car. As she looked away, she received a call from a number she didn't know. She answered after hesitating for a moment. A familiar voice came through the receiver. "You've gotten smarter, haven't you, Sophie baby? You even sent someone to get me." Simon's voice was hoarse, dripping with desire and affection. "You got my location from my assistant, huh? I told you I'd come to you once she was asleep."

“Ugh, kill me. I love Frank Ocean.” She studied him for a moment, then smiled wider. “Wait. Last question. If you like Billie Eilish, we should definitely get married.” Simon chuckled. “Funny story—I booked her for a private session for my birthday once for me and my friends” Her jaw dropped. “Oh my God. I wish I was there.” She paused, the smile softening. “ talking about friends how come I’ve never met any of them?” “Most are out of the country,” he said easily. “One’s coming back soon. You’ll meet him—total goofball. He’ll like you.”

I tell Simon, “You wouldn’t be complaining about that.” “No thanks.” “I never thought this Casanova phase of yours would last this long,” I quip. Simon has never had a girlfriend. Not once. Not even a short one-month relationship. Ever since he got brokenhearted over Nicki in high school and watched his parent’s marriage crumble due to infidelity, he became quite the anti-romantic. He lost any belief he ever had in love, and he hasn’t yet met anyone to make him think otherwise. It’s impressive given the number of girls he has fooled around with these past few years. You’d think he would find ‘the one’ in the process.

I replied vaguely. Just when I thought that meeting must have come to an end already, Simon spoke up again. “I heard that you’re helping EROS out with his work right now. How is that going?” Simon asked with keen interest. How do I describe this…? “It’s going well. I’m not sure how useful I am to him, but I do try my best to support him,” I replied smoothly. “What about your role as his contract girlfriend? What do you do for him exactly in that…respect…?” Simon said as his eyes narrowed suggestively at me.

"You're far too presumptuous, Simon. He would never abandon me to comfort another woman when I needed him most. He would never shield someone else while putting the blame on me. He would always put me first. Can you do any of that?" My words vanquished all hope Simon had and gave him a wake-up call. He knew that no matter what he said now, it was already too late. I had no obligation to wait for him forever. Helplessly, Simon started, "I…" However, Zachariah cut him off, "Mister, stop harassing my girlfriend in public like I don't exist." Simon froze for two seconds before snarling in a trembling voice, "Who do you think you are? Kaylee is my mate!"

"Simon, you're not here to beg Clairebear to get back together, are you? "Weren't you so tough yesterday? What—now that Clairebear didn't try to win you back, you can't take it anymore? You can't bear to let go of the rich woman you finally managed to cling to?" At his words, the guilt on Claire's face slowly faded, replaced by arrogance and mockery. "Simon, I really overestimated you. Sure enough, trash like you could never leave me."

He hollered at them angrily. Hayden had Zenos, Craig had Sean, even that Philips isn't pure, Mason had a girlfriend, and Caleb had a crush, but Simon had nothing. Nothing to capture his interest. Isn't that weird? Did he want to die a lonely man? Of course not! So today, he had to put an end to everything. He can't be the lone man among all these lovestruck friends of his. A smile suddenly surfaces on Simon's face, and two beautiful dimples appear on his cheeks. "I'm taking a walk today; who knows if I'll find my girlfriend today?"

I have made a playlist with both of our favorite music, and of course, I make sure 'At last' by Etta James is the main song. Simon is right on time; the house looks amazing, and the food smells heavenly. I am wearing a pink button-down shirt and black slacks, my pretty underwear hidden from sight, but the soft material caresses me seductively. Simon stops at the door; he seems stuck, his mouth wide open. "Babe whats the occasion did I forget something?" he asks, a worried look crossing his face; I go to him and kiss him. "Nope! Cant I just make dinner and look good for my boyfriend?" I ask him cheekily

She asked, still laughing. Simon smiled. "I'm still learning to do that. It's actually so hard when I'm with you but a lot easier if I try it on other people." He replied. "You mean other girls, your girlfriends?" She asked, turning to face him. Simon had always said that he had no girlfriend, but of course she didn't believe him. It was rather unbelievable that a man as wealthy and influential as him doesn't have some girl that spends his money. If she didn't know better, she would have started thinking of his sexuality. Again, if he has no girlfriend, then who sent someone to threaten her. Obviously someone that believed that the position of Simon's girlfriend was hers to occupy.

Simon looked at her and said, "It's because I adore you. I want you to be my girlfriend. I don't want you to have close contact with other men. I won't allow it even if it's just acting." Lindsay was stunned and couldn't move. Everything was happening so suddenly. Her little heart seemed to be beating wildly as if it was going to jump out of her chest. "I've liked you for a very long time. Will you be my girlfriend?" Simon looked at her eagerly, waiting for her answer. Lindsay's face turned red when she saw the passionate look in his eyes. He already had a child. Although she liked Cleveland, she just wanted to be friends with him. She didn't want to be a stepmother. She couldn't help but lo