Simon Rich The Last Girlfriend On Earth Novels & Stories

"It almost sounds like you girls think I'm finished." They stared at him, wide-eyed. "You can't mean... you still have more?" said Lisa in amazement. "I am not done with you babes," said Simon, standing up. "Tilly, I haven't even fucked you yet. Lisa, I want another go in your pussy. Come on you hot little sluts -- get back on the bed."

There was a moment of silence, and then, Kyle Eton, an actor he knows very well, answered finally. ''Oh Simon... I haven’t heard from you for so long... How have you been? I missed you...'' Simon rolled his eyes. “What the fuck are you doing, Kyle?'' Simon heard Kyle do a little chuckle. ''Me? What did I do?'' Simon heaved a deep breath. ''You did not do anything… Is your ''friend'' sending stupid things to me?'' ''Friend?'' ''You know who the person is... Stop acting so innocent. The bitch sent me a wedding ring...''

My gaze slowly dropped to the two bracelets on her wrist. "First of all, take off the bracelets I bought you. They were worth 60 thousand." She panicked instantly. Her eyes darted around guiltily as she quickly lowered the hand she had been pointing at me with. Only then did the people around us fully piece together what had happened. "Holy shit, this guy realized he couldn't climb the social ladder through marriage anymore, so he tried to frame a rich girl?" "He brought this many men? If I didn't know better, I'd think he absolutely hated his girlfriend."

Sebastian retorted. "Should I have a girlfriend then?" Simon frowned, thoughtfully. Sebastian snorted mockingly, "As if someone wants to be your girlfriend" he smirked then let his body fall on the sofa. "You are really so harsh on me, Brother!" Simon sulked, "Just wait for it. One of these days, I'll get a girlfriend that makes all the guys in the world envy me for having her.. Including you! Remember that" "That only happens if you get Sandra Mendez"

"You've sufficiently harassed my girlfriend for the evening, so be on your merry way." Jackson left the room, holding his hands up in mock surrender. When he closed the door Simon shook his head. "God, he's a dick," he muttered. "Sorry, sweetie." I kissed his cheek. "It's not your fault." "He told me that you were hot last night... he has this habit of stealing my girlfriends." That was no secret. Almost every one of Simon's girlfriends ended up in Jackson's bed. I didn't get it, Simon was adorable. Sure, Jackson was amazingly sexy and older, but he was also an arrogant ass.

‘You would prefer to avoid your old girlfriend, more like it’ Simone says inwardly; rolling her eyes. “Diddo” Richard remarks, grinning at his brother.

Omg, she's so beautiful, she looks like a goddess. I can hear mom and dad arguing if this girl that Simon's brought here is his girlfriend, they looked so cute. "Mom, dad, Aemee, Axel, this is Samantha Samonte, my girlfriend." I can see how inlove Simon is while he's saying those. Lover boy. Cutie.

Logan: "Um… The girl who chased after you all the way there." Simon: "There are too many girls. I don't know which one you mean. I'm going to delete this chat. Goodbye." Simon: "Wait, who's that in your profile picture?" Logan: "Oh, that's me and my girlfriend." 20 minutes later, Simon finished thoroughly stalking Logan on social media. Simon: "You've got a girlfriend, yet you're still concerned about how another girl's doing?"

Magnus looked out of the car window irritably, then glared at Simon despite intoxication. “Your husband is in a hurry to go home, Tamara. So, how is that, we'll talk next time, have a good evening.” I was embarrassed to nod. “Okay. thank you again. I’m glad to see you here. Please give my regards to sister Rich,” I could only say. “Sure, it will reach. Anyway, here’s our landline number. Just call Rich and me at our house.” "All right, Brother, I'll call you." I accepted the calling card handed by Simon.