I Gave Her a Fortune, She Gave My Parents Lies
As soon as I receive my year-end bonus, I transfer 100 thousand dollars to my wife, Zoe Steele, so that she can prepare the holiday gifts for both families right away. I even tell her to buy the best quality gifts for our parents, especially the box of premium liquor meant for my dad.
On New Year's Eve, I rush home to have dinner with my parents. But weirdly enough, Dad, who's an avid drinker, starts having tea instead of liquor at the dining table.
This leaves me perplexed. "Dad, why aren't you cracking open a bottle of liquor for yourself during the holidays?"
With a smile on my face, I get up to my feet so that I can carry the box of liquor over.
"Zoe had someone buy the liquor for you, you know. I hear that the taste is exceptional."
"Stop!"
Dad slams his pipe against the table loudly, his face a starking shade of crimson.
"Edgar, don't ever send such gifts home. I know that life is difficult for you in the city and that making money is hard. We Kennedys may be poor, but we are people with pride!
"Now, everyone in the village is gossiping about us behind our backs! They claim that I've been boasting about your wealth!"
Dad's words confuse me to no end. After I unscrew a bottle of liquor, I sip from it, only to feel thunderstruck.
This isn't premium liquor at all! This is just mineral water packaged as liquor!