Unprofessional Conduct: The Storme Shield
“Voice not recognized, but I like your initiative! Activating ‘Off-Road’ mode!”
The SUV lifted on its shocks just as they hit the marble lip of the fountain. The vehicle launched into the air, a three-ton beast of metal silhouetted against the sun. It cleared the first two tiers of statues, soaring over a stone Neptune before slamming down into the center basin with a gargantuan splash that drenched the entire plaza.
The engine sputtered, gave one final, metallic wheeze, and died.
“You have arrived at your destination,” Sparkle said, her voice flickering. “Please remember to take all personal belongings. Thank you for choosing Storme-Tech Mobility. Ending... session...”