Playing Fake With Kade Black
She’s hands down one of the prettiest, sexiest, most beautifully attractive women I’ve ever seen and it beats me how my brother managed to friend zone her for this long.
“My help?” she asks, plopping back onto the pavement. “Help with what?”
“Have you seen the tabloids? There's a rumor going around that I'm gay. Me? Fucking gay?”
She squints at me. “Well, are you?”
“Fuck. No,” I say. “No offense to the gays, but I happen to enjoy soft, feminine, succulent women.”
“There are effeminate men if that’s your preference.”
I stare at her, she’s not implying what I think she is, right? “Did you just suggest I broaden my horizons?”