Taming the Incubus
One innocent kiss, and his brain shorted out!
[If an incubus keeps making that sound, it means one thing: Either they're sick, or they're in heat.]
I tested the waters.
"Honey, are you listening?"
Arnold's pupils snapped tight, as if he had just woken from a dream.
He straightened up in a rush and pretended to inspect the office. Then, he cleared his throat and tossed me a black card.
"Take it. Buy whatever you want."
"Huh?" I stared at him in confusion.