In Your Pucking Dreams, Captain
“Okay Cap, what’s her name?”
“Watch yourself.”
Someone nearby made a condescending scoff. Devin and I turned towards the lady across the granite top, scanning her worksheet.
“Ah yes, how graceful it is to never waste an opportunity to consider objects as women.” Sophie Ryder retorted, scribbling fast on her worksheet.
“Yeah, yeah,” Devin spoke dismissively, flicking a hand her way. “We know you’re the biggest brain in the room.”
Sophie touched her chest, displaying a sarcastic expression. “Why, thank you, Mr. Montoya, but your opinion matters as much as the speck of dust under my exclusive Vera Wang.”