Soul Funny Novels & Stories

Since we had lost our fortune, their former friends dutifully ignored them, so my sisters paraded about as though the young peasants of the town made up a second-rate social circle. I took a sip from my cup of hot water—we couldn’t even afford tea these days—as Celina continued her story to Amanda. “Well, I said to him, ‘If you think you can just ask me so nonchalantly, sir, I’m going to decline!’ And you know what Tomas said?” Arms braced on the table and eyes wide, Amanda shook her head. “Tomas Mandray?” I interrupted. “The woodcutter’s second son?” Celina’s blue-gray eyes narrowed. “Yes,” she said, and shifted to address Amanda again.

"I'll be asking the questions here. You don't deserve to know anything! You stupid little bitch!" I don't have the capability to scream, shout or even cry. I sigh with exhaustion. "Just do it already! Why are you playing it out? I'm going to die, we both know that. Just do it already. It's getting kind of boring." Soul looks at me stumped and shocked, before bursting into a fit of laughter. "Now, I didn't expect that from such a weak little whore like you! I expected you to beg for your life!" He slowly starts to calm down.

"Catch me alive and kill him alive? Hahahaha, ugly Elder, this is the funniest joke I've ever heard today. Do you think the two of us will be captured by you?" Starsoul said disdainfully. Yang Xiao glanced curiously at Starsoul and then turned to look at Powerman of the Xiangxi Corpse-driven Clan who had encircled him before. He said with a smile, "Starsoul, although this person is our enemy, you can't make irresponsible remarks, can you? He is also good-looking. He is not ugly, is he?"

“First of all, awesome, I’d love to know what’s in there. Second, this is the biggest floor asshole I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Is this an actual butt or is it one of those hella large worm caves I’ve seen in horror movies?” There’s silence for a longer while until the person starts laughing. “In all my centuries, I’ve never heard anyone address the void of souls as floor asshole. You got jokes, that much I can give you.” Grinning, I finally turn around and take a step to the side, careful not to be spartan kicked into the hole, in case I manage to annoy the guy or press the wrong buttons.

Sad life. "Sweet." What was she into? Vanilla males or gays? "Funny." Maddox would never give him lessons on how to be funny. F*ck, Maddox wasn't even funny. What the hell was Issac even thinking to begin with? "Someone who never hurt another soul," Issac pummels other souls to the brink of death and leaves them bleeding in the pool of their warm blood.

“We don't know that person, so stop making fun of his name." “Oh, come on, Luna. His name is funny, and we're not that nice to think like that.” “Still, it's rude to make fun of people.” “Luna is right,” Soheila said that making the four birds silent. Luna was about to smile, however, she suddenly smirked and said, “You guys should tease that guy's name after this. Since I have a feeling that he would be boasting about himself.” Luna frowned at Soheila and stayed quiet while the others were laughing. To

Cause she had to handle her third trouble which was to calm down her crying son and that was nowhere near easy. Yeah, she was a mother and blessed with a lovely son who was the love of her life, her everything, her son Zayn Abedin. ************** Cold Skin, Drag My Feet On The Tile As I Am Walking Down The Corridor I Know We Haven't Talked In Awhile So I Am Looking For An Open Door ***************** ................... Assalamualaikum Readers... I hope you all liked it... Don't forget to comment and vote...... I love you all...... 

"Don't say, Seza. I'll say it for you. Hande, I'm very excited, what am I going to do. Look, I told you, okay?" Seza looked at him with a confused expression while trying to catch up with Hande with quick steps. "I can't believe it, how did you know?" As Hande's smile grew, she spoke in a serious voice. "You know, I'm a Scorpio and I have strong feelings. I'm also very smart. That's how I know." When Seza realized that Hande was making fun of her and fell again, she was walking and talking while looking in a distorted way.