Soul Funny Novels & Stories

I gave him this devilish grin. “Camila, you shouldn't be chatting with worthless trash.” She glanced between us. “Did I miss something?” She asked. “No, your friend here just took offense to a joke I made.” Franklin chuckled nervously. “You must be horrible at making jokes.” I turned on my heel and pulled Camila with me. He murmurs incoherently, but I didn't care to ask him to repeat himself. We left the tour and wandered around the neighborhood, sightseeing. We passed by the Whimsical Emporium. Something about this business intrigued me. Stopping in, the clerk had sage burning and a freaky crow perched on her shoulders.

I grimaced, “I won’t tell you any secret from now on but that’s not the point. You can just forget about it. You don’t think about it; no secret spilled. Problem solved.” “As if that’s the easiest thing to do. It’s the most bizarre thing I’ve ever heard in a good while, Tori. It’s just odd.” Not even an hour after and Lyle was already drunk. She pulled me towards the dance floor, dancing her heart out while I wondered how if she didn’t get the memo that our kind is supposed to have strong alcohol tolerance. At this point, she’ll get drunk with the smell of liquor if she was a human. “Don’t just stand there. Dance with me.” She pulled me closer to the middle and forced me to dance, only to be

he explained but Sassy and I just stared at him in confusion. "Take it this way." Our gaze shifted from Hailec to Cool who spoke before rising from his seat and went in front beside Hailec. "Imagine Fooleys as humans, they think of fantasians like us are just like them, but of different nationality or ethnicity. However, mundane, to them are like shellfish, they disregard the shells which is the body but they do eat what's inside the shell, souls. When a mundane soul was eaten by a Fooleys, the mundane won't die, at least not physically but they will lose their will to live, to survive, and later on, they would take their own lives." Cool explained.

"I'll be asking the questions here. You don't deserve to know anything! You stupid little bitch!" I don't have the capability to scream, shout or even cry. I sigh with exhaustion. "Just do it already! Why are you playing it out? I'm going to die, we both know that. Just do it already. It's getting kind of boring." Soul looks at me stumped and shocked, before bursting into a fit of laughter. "Now, I didn't expect that from such a weak little whore like you! I expected you to beg for your life!" He slowly starts to calm down.

"Catch me alive and kill him alive? Hahahaha, ugly Elder, this is the funniest joke I've ever heard today. Do you think the two of us will be captured by you?" Starsoul said disdainfully. Yang Xiao glanced curiously at Starsoul and then turned to look at Powerman of the Xiangxi Corpse-driven Clan who had encircled him before. He said with a smile, "Starsoul, although this person is our enemy, you can't make irresponsible remarks, can you? He is also good-looking. He is not ugly, is he?"

“First of all, awesome, I’d love to know what’s in there. Second, this is the biggest floor asshole I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Is this an actual butt or is it one of those hella large worm caves I’ve seen in horror movies?” There’s silence for a longer while until the person starts laughing. “In all my centuries, I’ve never heard anyone address the void of souls as floor asshole. You got jokes, that much I can give you.” Grinning, I finally turn around and take a step to the side, careful not to be spartan kicked into the hole, in case I manage to annoy the guy or press the wrong buttons.

“We don't know that person, so stop making fun of his name." “Oh, come on, Luna. His name is funny, and we're not that nice to think like that.” “Still, it's rude to make fun of people.” “Luna is right,” Soheila said that making the four birds silent. Luna was about to smile, however, she suddenly smirked and said, “You guys should tease that guy's name after this. Since I have a feeling that he would be boasting about himself.” Luna frowned at Soheila and stayed quiet while the others were laughing. To

Cause she had to handle her third trouble which was to calm down her crying son and that was nowhere near easy. Yeah, she was a mother and blessed with a lovely son who was the love of her life, her everything, her son Zayn Abedin. ************** Cold Skin, Drag My Feet On The Tile As I Am Walking Down The Corridor I Know We Haven't Talked In Awhile So I Am Looking For An Open Door ***************** ................... Assalamualaikum Readers... I hope you all liked it... Don't forget to comment and vote...... I love you all...... 

Seza couldn't believe what she heard and held her heart. "Are you serious? Please tell me you're not kidding. Or I'll die seriously." This time, Hande couldn't hold back her laughter and put her hand on Seza's shoulder while laughing. one "Love. Is it sarcastic? Look, he's looking even now. You know what surprises me?" Seza looked at Hande with incomprehensible eyes. "I do not know." "I knew it. Now we've drawn the world's attention to our country, to our city. For God's sake, have you looked at what we found?"

At minimum until they grew hungry once more. As I let the doe off my shoulders, I inhaled a soothing breath. She thudded the wooden table, shaking a ceramic mug on the opposite end. My Voice had gone hoarse, every word painful as it came out. Where do you think I got it? As usual ignoring him, my eldest sister and Celina still silently warmed their hands by the hearth. Coming out my boots and placing them by the door, I turned to Amanda and peeled the wolf pelt from the doe's body.