Soul Funny Novels & Stories

I tell him and he nods. “Am glad we have an understanding and I think from now on. You and I will get along fine. Now, do you remember what I said if something like this happens again?” I asked him. “Yes, I remember.” He answers, his face is white as snow, and I can see that he is in a lot of pain. Poor man. “Good, Fingers, drive him to the nearest hospital and leave him there,” I tell him and get out of the cold room. I met Souls just as I am headed to the shower, they call him Souls because he enjoys watching people as their souls leave their bodies when they die. Creepy I know but this is the bratva world, the world of weird stuff, blood, drug, and money.

I just smiled and looked at her, “darling you don’t want to know.” She was visibly upset, but I'm not about to go around spilling my life problems onto her. That’s just not me. “Lake, just stop feeling what I'm feeling and listening to my head, I feel like I'm getting soul-molested.” I said. “Soul-molested?!” she broke out into laughter. “That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard someone call it!” She was rolling on the ground laughing. I couldn’t help but smile.

She would probably bite my head off and I didn't want her to start closing up on me again when I just started seeing her good side. "Um, Jake? Care to fill us in on what's making you smile?" Not a chance! I thought and gave them a bored expression. " I own a multi-million dollar company and yet I'm forbidden to smile, just great." Elena laughed softly which made me smile again. Did I mention that she had a beautiful laugh? It was a shame everything we were ever going to have was going to be strictly professional. The thought of that killed my mood and I concentrated on what Mike was explaining. I needed to focus on finding my sister and I didn't need any distraction and besides, she only tho

"I'm so stupid!" Soul-stride. A method Yeye had taught me was where you sit and focus your soul on leaving your body and roaming around like a ghost. It was a perfect method to spy on your enemies without alerting them. But you can't have the soul stay long in the mundane world, or it will never return.

"One strike, and your whole body goes completely numb, and you are unable to move. The second strike makes you hard as a rock. I get you off in your sleep, and take just enough of your soul that nobody ever notices." "How does nobody notice a piece of their soul missing?" Mike asked. "Simple. It's that little part of you that remembers your childhood, or maybe that piece of you that cracked when your best friend drank his life away and put a shotgun in his mouth. Your soul is kind of like a spiritual memory-I can take away a day, and it eventually gets filled with something else." But if you take it all, I die?" Mike was in his bedroom, but he knew it wasn't his. It no longer felt right.

Even mom and dad laugh at her answer. "What? I don't catch it." I chuckle at Lia's confusion. "The great Lucian Alastair had set up a selfie booth. One hundred bucks for a picture." Thea announces in a dramatic voice. I shake my head at her antics. Lia looks at me with a deadpanned look. "Smart! Very Smart!" which earns a burst of laughter from all of us. The dinner goes on with casual talk with Diaz trying to capture my attention and Bella helping her with it.

‘’You are going to burn me. ‘’It won’t be that bad. It will hurt at the beginning but eventually, you will get better.’’ I blinked a few times, astonished at what he had just said. During the time we spent together, I realised that this man had some really black and twisted sense of humour. So, I knew right now he wasn't serious. But, there was one problem. One moment he was joking, and the other, he was serious, doing exactly what he had been joking about. Seeing his unusual behaviour, I wanted to get away from him.

she asked as if it was just a normal question to start off. “I knew it was you all along,” the Soulwaker whispered under her breath but Eula wasn’t able to hear it. “Come again?” Eula asked, with a mischievous smile. “Nothing. I just wanna say that you’re so ugly,” the Soulwaker said with an affirming smile, as if she really wanted to let Eula be angered with her words. But it seemed like it didn’t work at all when the latter didn’t react. But after a few seconds, as if it was a late reaction per se, she just suddenly laughed so hard to the point that it was already irritating in the ears. The Soulwaker wasn’t bothered with it, but Xiao couldn’t take it anymore as she just indignantly closed

The man clamped his mouth shut as his eyes flashed defiantely. "Have it your way." Summer said with a shrug pressing the button again, but this time holding it down longer. On either side of her Reggie and Taylor laughed as they watched the man convulse and eventually wet himself. "Look at that Reg!" Taylor laughed pointing. "He pissed himself." "Hilarious." Reggie laughed wiping a tear from his eye. "I suggest you talk buddy, our boss can be ruthless." "Will you talk?" Summer asked. "Wouldn't it better to just go ahead and tell us rather than going through this?"

he said at once, and then went rigid, horrified that this inner thought had slipped out in word form. “Wil Munger,” the other counselor introduced himself. He clapped Pritchard on the back, shook the smaller man by the shoulders. “Don’t mind old Cuntnelius here. He’s a chucklehead, but he’s harmless,” Munger cracked. “He speaks without thinking sometimes. Isn’t that right, Cunty? Oops . . . Corny. Sorry.” Cornelius Pritchard—whose eyes were slightly crossed, Katie noticed—flushed in embarrassment, red creeping up his gawky neck and into his cheeks and ears. Katelyn could almost feel his humiliation.