How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
They should have ended the movie showing him in a mental ward with a dribbling grin on his face and an Indian throwing a chiffarobe out of a window in the background (I may be confusing my Great American Novels).
Yuqi was crazy, and if I used time as my personal correction fluid, I’d end up the same way.
We reached shore without incident. When we reached the beach and waved goodbye to the happily humming sea monsters, everyone nattered excitedly over their song choices. I lay down on the sand, exhausted. There was so much to do and so many ways to do it. Speedrunning wasn’t just about going hell for leather, it was about being efficient. Taking time to get your ducks in a row when you had th