Spongebob Goes On Strike Novels & Stories

Sulking forgotten silent treatment abort! "Are you ready kids? (Aye, aye Captain) I can't hear you (aye, aye Captain) Ooh Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? (Spongebob Squarepants) Absorbant and yellow and porous is he (Spongebob Squarepants) If nautical nonsense be something you wish (Spongebob Squarepants) Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! (Spongebob Squarepants) ready? Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants

Maya and I laid lazily on my couch, watching Ted over and over again till we became tired. Most of the time, Tristan and the thunder buddy song raced through my thoughts. I hadn't been seeing much of him since he saved me from taking a blow. I grabbed the remote and changed the channel to Nickelodeon. My eyes brightened when I saw SpongeBob on screen. Even if I was eighteen, SpongeBob was definitely a cartoon I'd never stop watching. How could anyone be like SpongeBob? He was very annoying and didn't know when to quit, but I still loved him.

This strange guy suddenly goes on his knees and starts to cry with whipping the snot with his hand, seeing this Lauren first feel disgusted then feels pity for him so he gives him a chance Stranger "Ah, thank you I am Super Nerd and search for rare fossils" Lauren "Enough of the introduction talk about what you want" Nerd "Yes, let's do a pokemon battle whoever wins will take the fossils with them, what do you say" Lauren "Hoooo, ok I accept your challenge, how many pokemons?" Nerd "two" seeing Lauren nod "Ok then, Voltorb go" Lauren "Pidgey you are up" Lauren "Pidgey dodge then use sand attack" Pidgey uses sand attack and blinds Voltorb vision

Clover was the only person allowed to visit me and he was the only reason I still had my friggin' sanity intact. "Clover can I tell you a secret," I said dropping my voice to its lowest. He moved closer with a sinister look on his face. I closed the distance and put my hands around his ear. "I want to fuck him. I want him so deep in my punani, it grazes my friggin' soul." "Huh?" Clover jerked with a puzzled look. "Fuck who?" I sighed. "SpongeBob Square pants." I slapped my forehead again as his face glowed missing the sarcasm. "I'm talking about Eric. You Idiot!"

I gritted my teeth and glared at her but it vanishes quickly when my eyes darted back to Juno. I cleared my throat before pasting a big smile on my face, although, I was sweating hard nervously. “Hey there. You look so good in the morning.” I grinned while watching her from head to foot. Why does this girl looks like she’s attending a pajama party? It’s office hours! “I assume Sponge Bob is your favorite TV show as a kid?” I grinned, noticing the prints on her slumber outfit. “I like that show too- Aw!” “You manipulative bitch!” Juno screamed and I was caught off guard when she marched towards me and pulled my hair violently. I shrieked and tried to push her off. But the grasp she has on my

"You know what, you both have a lot of things in common." "Who? Gavin?" "No! My brother, silly." "Hmm.. like what?" "First you're both stubborn." and she laughed when I playfully narrowed my eyes on her. "You both have strong personalities and I noticed that your favourite cartoon character is the same." She wiggled her eyebrows. "Spongebob?" I asked in surprise. "Yes, and he's still watching it every day." "But how can he watch it if he's always busy in the office?" "He has a phone and he's watching it online."

It went without saying they were both in league with Simon. "I heard that our new board chairman is young, but not this young!" he exclaimed, his words more ironic than praiseful. "You're no older than my daughter, who's always throwing herself into my arms and purring. Comparing yourself with others really hurts, huh?" Cordy simply pretended that she never heard a word of it, and cut to the chase, "I heard from Fabian Locke that the workers are on strike. What on earth is going on?" "What do you mean, what? Of course it's because they're underpaid!"

Sebastian asked, struggling to hold back his laughter. Tera snorted but still answered, "Oh, yes. So, in that cartoon, there's a character named SpongeBob, the yellow one, and there's the boss of the Krusty Krab who sells Krabby Patty and is so stingy. The boss is named Mr. Krabs and he has a whale as a child." "Wait. You mean a crab has a whale child? How is that possible, crossing species like that?" "Boss, it can be, don't question the logic of everything, this is just a cartoon." "Yes, but..."

“What? Spongeboob?” She releases a high-pitched sound between a scream and a giggle. “I think SpongeBob is ridiculous too baby” Kissing her once more, this time on her cute little button nose, I get off my knees to join Niko where our dinner is dished out in covered plates. "You didn't have to wait for me," I say lowly. When I’m close enough he takes my hand, bringing it to his nose, sniffing at my skin. “You like?” I ask smiling. “It’s a new body butter, Mama sent it over earlier and I thought to try it out.”

Robin and Maddox are the human embodiment of SpongeBob and Patrick, and Zane is Squidward. A smile graces my lips. "Shouldn't we greet them by the door?" "No," Zane couldn't look grumpier if he tried. "You don't do that when the guests come uninvited." "Hey, I heard that!" I have to look up when Maddox stomps up to me. He shoves a box into my chest. "This is from Michelle, my wife. She told me to give you this." Blinking, I stare down at the little box in my hands. I open the lid, then smile when I see it's a present card to the baby store. I've never met the woman, but I love her already.