Spongebob Humans Novels & Stories

I searched my mind for the name I was given at birth, but there was only one name in my head. "SpongeBob" I mumbled as I felt my eyes droop. He chuckled lightly before catching me as I almost fell from the stool. "Alright SpongeBob, let's get you home." I let him take me to his car since I had no clue where mine was, and I had no idea why I just saw a monkey in a wig walk past me. "Hey what's your name?" I asked him even though I knew I was about to pass out. "Sheldon."

He began to speak in a slow manner. "🎤Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?🔊" "🎤Spongebob Squarepants!🔊" "🎤Absorbant and yellow and poreous is he~🔊" "🎤Spongebob Squarepants...🔊" The expressions of the people nearby were already on the brink of collapse. Andrew seemed entirely unfazed and composed, singing through to the climax, "🎤Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants...🔊"

Not because he turned it on but because of the show he went to search for almost automatically like it's part of his daily routine. "Spongebob? Really?" I raise one eyebrow at him. He shrugs and laughs as soon as he hears Spongebob's nasal laughter. "Why not?" I narrow my eyes at him but continue eating. Well this is unexpected. I thought watching him grinning widely at the TV screen while shoveling food into his mouth. "Well for a beta, I didn't know you would even give a show like this the time of day," I say and he gasps and puts his hands on his chest as if I had just said the most hurtful thing. My eyebrow raising higher.

"Yes, Auntie." We continued enjoying our meal, and soon enough, the quiet table was disrupted by a heated debate between Mary and Leo. "I'm telling you, SpongeBob is way stronger than Patrick!" Leo declared, pointing the remote at Mary with total seriousness. "No way, buddy," Mary argued back, leaning across the table with a dramatic gasp. "Patrick literally lifted a whole rock home once! SpongeBob can't even lift two stuffed animals on a stick!" "Because SpongeBob uses his brain, not his muscles!" Leo yelled back triumphantly, giggled at his own logic.

“SpongeBob?” “And you,” Sophia added, tapping her iPad and turning it toward me. “Look at this. ‘The Dangerous Lawyer, the Billionaire Dad, and the Internet’s Favorite Toddler of the Week.’” In the photo, I was laughing, hair flying, sunlight catching on the side of my face. Zane sat next to me, arm draped casually over the back of my chair, looking like a man who knew exactly how handsome, rich, and dangerously addictive he was, more potent than espresso shots mixed with unresolved daddy issues.

DAMON 'Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?' The television yelled. "Spongebob SquarePants!" My seven-year-old niece squealed in response. From where I was, I watched her move her upper body energetically to the rest of the theme song and when the end came, I took over.

2:05pm Squidward : We're gonna binge all kdrama. 2:05pm SpongeBob : Aye 2:06 pm Squidward : Have you seen the new recommendations?. 2:07pm SpongeBob : Nope. 2:08pm Squidward : Don't tell me you've not seen the space sweepers?. 2:09 pm SpongeBob : No… "Gotcha" Sabrina's voice startled Angelina, making her drop her phone, "chatting during work?" she scowled at her.

She looked at him, blinking twice with pouted lips. "What?" "How the hell are you enjoying this?" he asked. "Huh?" "How can there be fire underwater? A car crashes into them, and they get up the next second. SpongeBob sliced himself into pieces, and a snail… the snail meowed! It’s not a fucking cat! And Patrick literally swallowed his own brain and laughed. How the fûck Sandy able to stay underwater? And what’s a rocket doing under the—" Morticia’s laughter cut him off, echoing through the room as Klaus stared at her seriously, only making her laugh harder.

I put my head out my door and see a blanket being pulled around the corner. If nautical nonsense be something you wish? (Spongebob Squarepants) Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish (Spongebob Squarepants) Ready? (Spongebob Squarepants) (Spongebob Squarepants) (Spongebob Squarepants) (Spongebob Squarepants) I begin walking through the passage way , finding my way to the lounge. The room is filled with darkness ,the only source of light is from the huge television screen that is fitted onto the wall. I stand by the door way , which is directed between the couches. I hear someone shuffling around on the couches , I hear the person say “oof” many many times. I walk closer to the couches so