Spongebob Humans Novels & Stories

He began to speak in a slow manner. "🎤Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?🔊" "🎤Spongebob Squarepants!🔊" "🎤Absorbant and yellow and poreous is he~🔊" "🎤Spongebob Squarepants...🔊" The expressions of the people nearby were already on the brink of collapse. Andrew seemed entirely unfazed and composed, singing through to the climax, "🎤Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants...🔊"

He squeezed me and gently rubbed my stomach. "Well, I like it. By the way, you're not human either, or did you forget that?" My eyes widened, and I slightly turned my head to look up at him. "Damn, you're right. I guess it'll take a little while to dust the human- ness off my genes, considering my family has been human for generations. I still am human to a point. So yeah...fat." I said in a little chuckle. "Whatever you want to call it, I like."

He was heading straight for us, a staff in his hand with strings of shells attached to the top, and shells hanging from his ears, all rattling melodically as he walked over. I can’t say I’m an expert on frog facial expression — it tends to be a big sarcastic smile most of the time (and often is) — but this particular frogman was sending clear vibes of annoyance ahead of him. “What is this?” he squealed in a voice like a blender on pulse. “Humans? You invite in humans?” “Oh, chill out,” said Nabbo. “They aren’t humans, they’re Visitors.”

"Um....kid, what's your name?" "Patrick." "Hi, Patrick. Where's SpongeBob?" I joked, but the kid doesn’t seem to get it. Patrick just tilted his head to the side. "Never mind. My name is Hailey. Nice to meet you, Patrick." He didn't say anything. Well this is awkward. "So um.....tell me, Patrick. What are you doing in this building? Are you lost?" He nodded. "Do you...or do you know someone here that I could take you to?"

I ask with my back still to him. The vulnerability on my face is so shameful even my Beta isn't allowed to see it. "I don't know. Have someone teach her. Explain the difference between our species....," Kohn suggests, and I snort. "I hate humans,' I mumble, and he chuckles. "I know," Kohn replies. "Why me," I ask, and he laughs louder. "Your head is so far up your own ass. . ..It wasn't just you who got paired with a human. Ruben was too," Kohn says, and I nod.

"I'm sorry so many were hurt... but glad you came here" It was nicely said, very nicely said, and the tone of the conversation changed. Sophie smiled. "Thank you, Stanley". "Stan". "Thank you, Stan". Six grinned, and a mischievous look came over his face. "Would you like to see some of our marine life forms?" Sophie raised her eyebrows. "You have holos or something?" The clone grinned. "No, better than that. The real thing. In a tank". Sophie shrugged. "Sure, why not?"

Harvey sighed. Harvey erroneously added another sentence: "After all, Phoebe is just an ordinary person, no matter how strong she is, there will be a day when she will become weak and tired." Louis interrupted, he said nonchalantly: "Phoebe is not human." "Huh?" Harvey stared blankly at Louis. “She is a Vampire.”

Then, he sipped the tea again. No more worry... He he he... "It's a human!" Sproofff!! Horan coughed hard as he covered his mouth. The teacup disappeared from his hand. He eyed the snail in disbelief. "What did you just say?!" The cute and timid snail inched closer, inhaled deeply and then shouted at the top of its lungs. "It's a human and she appeared near the border of the forest after the explosion!" Horan inched away a bit as he nearly turned deaf. He looked at the snail and beamed, "Wow, you have a very loud voice and I'm happy to finally have the chance to hear it."

I ended up watching SpongeBob because it was just on and I didn't feel like changing the channel, I'm a big kid, so it was interesting enough. I'm laid there, still, when I felt a slight touch on my ass. Kinda like Jon's hand had twitched or shifted in his sleep and brushed my ass. I thought nothing of it and kept watching TV. Not even 5 minutes later, though, I feel it again. Like a grazing hand on my ass cheek. And then again, this time, it was like a gentle squeeze, which both surprised me and made me a little excited.

Clover was the only person allowed to visit me and he was the only reason I still had my friggin' sanity intact. "Clover can I tell you a secret," I said dropping my voice to its lowest. He moved closer with a sinister look on his face. I closed the distance and put my hands around his ear. "I want to fuck him. I want him so deep in my punani, it grazes my friggin' soul." "Huh?" Clover jerked with a puzzled look. "Fuck who?" I sighed. "SpongeBob Square pants." I slapped my forehead again as his face glowed missing the sarcasm. "I'm talking about Eric. You Idiot!"