Spongebob Patrick Funny Moments Novels & Stories

"She is so ugly! See her red hair and the way she dresses! She doesn't deserve to come here at all! " Outrageous! These kids are ridiculous! Who he called ugly! His face was ugly! My body trembled because I was angry. So they picked at me because I'm ugly?! My grandmother won a beauty crown in her teens! Was he calling my grandmother ugly in her teens?! "Give back to her the rabbit." Sponge girl said. Patrick grimaced. "No! Go away, you meddlesome girl!" Then what followed was an eye-opener for me. Sponge girl hit Patrick in the face with her small fist. Patrick fell down and started crying.

“What? I was just kidding but truth to be told, you holding on to your virginity like Spongebob holding on to his Krabby Patty in yesterday episode...” “My virginity will rot? That’s….ew.” She was referring to a Spongebob Squarepants episode where he created a Krabby Patty and rather than eating it, he kept the patty until it rots and become all worms and rotten. “Me and my cartoons. I can’t help it. The kids are forcing me to watch their shows. I even bought Netflix and they are overpowering the TV.” Rosa laughed. “And what does hubby thinks about this?” Clara grinned. “Tim likes them getting distracted with TV because it gives us more opportunity for some sexy time.”

“My life is over. How am I supposed to show my face now?” “It’s okay, Maeve. You might have lost your dignity, but you’ve gained popularity. “Take a look. It’s hilarious. Luke has SpongeBob SquarePants plastered all over his boxers.” She shoved the phone in my face, and I wanted to crawl into a hole and die. The whole thing was captured in HD—the exact moment I tripped and pantsed Luke. I fled the scene in a panic while Luke stared at my receding figure with a grimace.