Novel & Cerita Spongebob Patrick Funny Moments

8 YEARS AGO "I like Patrick better because he's a starfish." Garriet said and I rolled my eyes. "But sponge Bob is smart and Patrick is dumb." I frowned getting angry as I swung my sailor moon lunch box and held her hand. Daddy said I should always protect Garriet because she has a weak heart. "Rage don't insult Patrick he's my friend," she warned. "Ok I won't anymore." I told her and we got into the lonely bridge road.

The woman was laughing so hard that tears welled up in her eyes. "Teya..." Nora protested, as Tera's laughter had made her annoyed. Sebastian, confused by the sudden change in the conversation, reached out for Tera's hand and shook it with a questioning expression on his face. "Your child is talking about Spongebob, you know Mr. Krabs who has a whale named Pearl as a child?" Mr. Lim's brain loaded for the first five seconds and continued for the next five seconds. "What do you mean?" Sebastian became more confused.

He huffs like I'm the one being complicated, "I saaaid, this...isn't...'Bastian Harr'son!" "...Is this Sebastian?" "No!" The man cheers, "This is TREVOR!" He screams the words "no, this is Trevor" exactly how Patrick Star from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants screamed "no, this is Patrick" during the episode he was a cashier at The Krusty Krab taking phone calls, and it is then that I'm completely done with Sebastian's bullshit, and his friend's. When he starts laughing uncontrollably, I rub my eyes. "Well, Tre-vor, why are you calling me from Sebastian's phone?"

I tried easing the pressure that I felt in my chest even though I knew that being tense would not make the phone ring, but it didn't work out for me. After some minutes of almost doing completely nothing except for waiting for her to call my Dad's phone, I turned on the TV. I switched the channel when I could not stand the amount of hugs a male character in a movie was giving his son. It looked absurd. Way too much for a boy of his age to bear. After flipping through the channels, I stopped as I saw SpongeBob SquarePants on the screen. It was about starting when the phone rang. Quickly, I picked it up.

He wiggled his eyebrows at me while his eyes twinkled with amusement making me blushed and shook my head. "Walaykumsalam, morning! My dream was blank, no need of flattering yourself. I would rather dreamt of SpongeBob than dreamt of you," I playfully sneered at him, playing with my fingers. "Wow, that's nice and cool. I know you are obsessed with SpongeBob; I think I will have to compete with it now. Thank Allah, not with Tom and Jerry," he fake- gasped, holding his chest in a painful manner. "Your food is on the table," I said dismissively, trying hard not to laugh.

"I didn't know she went shit crazy." Suddenly Racheal jumped away from me, her previous misery forgotten. I watched as she ran to the corner of the room where there was a small table. She picked up the large yellow sponge hugging it delicately. "My gosh Sponge-Bob, why are you naked?" The curiosity was so real that everyone was clutching their stomachs as they went to into a laughing fit. Softly chuckling I went near her, trying to pull the sponge away but she clutched it and glared at me. "He's naked, don't look!"

He barks when SpongeBob appears on TV. "You like SpongeBob, huh? Me too," I say as I continue having my cereal. After an hour or so of watching cartoon and trying to destract myself and my thoughts, I've already eaten one bar of chocolate and a quarter of the ice-cream is already settling down in my tummy. I'll have the cake later.

I ask him pointing the finger at myself, "kind of" he laughs and turn his face away from me leaving me all confused, "Why the hell are laughing?" He clears his throat and faces me again "Sorry" he tried his best to stop laughing but I can see it all. His eyes were dancing as he recall the last night's event. I definitely did something stupid otherwise he wouldn't be laughing like Spongebob who literally laughs at anything cause of his weird humor. I got closer to him and grabbed him by his collar, "tell me what happened last night or I'm gonna make sure this is the last time you laugh like this" I pause and look him straight in the eyes,

I'm so gonna make fun of him for his tomorrow. I brought out my phone and hit the video button. The only way to make him believe is to film it. "Hey KC, can you say that again?" "Oh my god, cupcake. You're so fucking annoying. Mr Krabs is so gonna fire you for this. Oh! and tell Squidward I said cashy almost ran away yesterday. You should've seen it Cupcake, spongbob chased her all around Bikini Bottom" He laughed "Bikini Bottom"

He began to speak in a slow manner. "🎤Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?🔊" "🎤Spongebob Squarepants!🔊" "🎤Absorbant and yellow and poreous is he~🔊" "🎤Spongebob Squarepants...🔊" The expressions of the people nearby were already on the brink of collapse. Andrew seemed entirely unfazed and composed, singing through to the climax, "🎤Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants...🔊"