Spongebob Quotes Novels & Stories

“What’s wrong with looking for SpongeBob?” He’s fighting a smile. I can see it in the way his mouth twitches. “Nothing, if that’s your thing. I’m sure I could find you a SpongeBob centre. T-shirts. Balloons. A life-sized mascot, too. Just say the words and it’s all yours.” “No thanks,” I say, pulling down the sun visor and flipping open the mirror. I check my reflection and, thankfully, my anxiety didn’t melt my mascara. “I’m more of a Squidward girl.”

He asked again as he flipped through the option on the screen. I took a moment to think of any movie I had always wanted to see. I thought and thought, but nothing came to mind. Just then it was like a lightbulb was lit in my brain. "SpongeBob?” He immediately shot me a puzzled look. "SpongeBob?” He asked in disbelief. "It's my favorite series.” I mumbled.

I say staring up at him brightly. Who would get bored? Me? Definitely not! I can stay here for days without getting bored! He looks at me for a while before he nods his head hesitantly. Still not believing me. I nod my head at him to assure him that I was indeed being serious. I can't possible get bored here. *In Spongebob's Narrator's voice* *thirty minutes Later* "I'm borreeedddd" I groaned loudly rolling over on the sofa.

*** “This is Spongebob. He is Barbie’s boyfriend.” “Why Spongebob? Hulk is a lot better. He is strong, and he’s a superhero.” “He’s ugly! And he can’t even talk. Hulk only smashes.” “Then Barbie is not a nice person. She doesn’t like Hulk just because he’s ugly?” “She isn’t mean. You are mean! MOM!!” “Mica, you chose Barbie, let Manu choose the toy he wants to use.” The two women were watching this exchange through the large glass doors that connected the garden to the living room.

Maya and I laid lazily on my couch, watching Ted over and over again till we became tired. Most of the time, Tristan and the thunder buddy song raced through my thoughts. I hadn't been seeing much of him since he saved me from taking a blow. I grabbed the remote and changed the channel to Nickelodeon. My eyes brightened when I saw SpongeBob on screen. Even if I was eighteen, SpongeBob was definitely a cartoon I'd never stop watching. How could anyone be like SpongeBob? He was very annoying and didn't know when to quit, but I still loved him.

I said pulling my hand from his tender grip but he held on tight. “Whatever it is that happened between you three, don't dwell on it okay, it'll only bring you down. Always think of brighter days and forget the past” he said gently. “Do you wanna come in?” Why in the name of Spongebob did I ask that! You little stupid brain please stop leaving me when I'm around this dude.

"You know, there's a saying that‐" "Not that," MJ shook her head with a cringe marring her face. "Please don't quote SpongeBob." Logan beamed. "It is Patrick, and I quote, he says: MJ groaned, burying her face in her hands. "Gosh! You are so predictable at times!" She looked at her watch. "We should probably get the bill and get some rest, we still have a long way ahead." And a lot of problems waiting for us. Logan thought dreadfully. He gulped down the glass of champagne and proceeded to call the waiter, settling their bill before they left for their suite.

I said to myself and gently walked down to the third step. “I'm sorry but I'll have to eliminate you” I said to it like it could listen. I gently lifted the wet mop and began to lower it to the brown potion of the white floor I turned my voice into that of Spongebob Squarepants “OH no! Don't kill me! Don't kill me” But I still killed it by cleaning it off. I raised the mop and smiled, sparkling white. As I climbed up the stairs, I saw two guys headed towards the elevator. With my Super girl vision I saw the face of the two of them. They looked really familiar.

“Please don’t thank me for making you cry.” With a shrug, she broke into the package of saltines. “Well, I’m thanking you anyway. Sometimes, the brutal truth is what a person needs most to really jostle them into seeing what’s really going on.” I sighed without responding, just glad she was out of the living room and not watching TV. I think the voice of SpongeBob might just haunt me forever. Watching her eat, I nodded and decided to go out on a limb.

He huffs like I'm the one being complicated, "I saaaid, this...isn't...'Bastian Harr'son!" "...Is this Sebastian?" "No!" The man cheers, "This is TREVOR!" He screams the words "no, this is Trevor" exactly how Patrick Star from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants screamed "no, this is Patrick" during the episode he was a cashier at The Krusty Krab taking phone calls, and it is then that I'm completely done with Sebastian's bullshit, and his friend's. When he starts laughing uncontrollably, I rub my eyes. "Well, Tre-vor, why are you calling me from Sebastian's phone?"