Squidward Shower Cap

I had just returned from a business trip. The moment I stepped through the door, I scooped my wife into my arms and rushed her straight to the bathroom for a steamy shower together. We were kissing passionately when, out of the corner of my eye, I noticed something: the toilet seat was flipped up. I froze. Seven years ago, my wife had read a post online claiming that when men pee standing up, bacteria splash onto the seat. She begged me to sit down to pee for the sake of her health. I have kept that promise. For seven years of marriage, that seat has never been up. A knot formed in my stomach, but the bathroom was spotless, so clean it looked staged, not a single stray hair anywhere. Then I noticed the shower temperature. It was set five degrees lower than her usual 43°C. Men like cooler showers. Women like them hotter… At that moment, I knew, Ruby Lynch had cheated on me.

Tingkah Nadiar yang konyol dan Alvis yang judes semoga dapat menghibur pembaca. Sesuai nama tengah mereka, Alvis Lucifer Gideon adalah Lucifer, yang berarti iblis terkuat. Itulah sifatnya, yang berarti jahat. Dan Nadiar Gabriela Putri adalah Gabriel, yang berarti malaikat terkuat. Itulah sifatnya, yang berarti mulia. Disaat Alvis di cap sebagai psikopat gila, Nadiar di cap baik oleh sekitarnya. Dan disaat Alvis bahkan dapat dengan mudahnya membunuh manusia, Nadiar selalu merasa berdosa saat membunuh seekor semut. "Kamu benar, Nad. Kita bener-bener berbanding terbalik. Aku Lucifer, dan kamu Gabriel. Aku iblis, kamu malaikat. Aku jahat, dan kamu baik. Pertanyaannya ... apa kita bisa berakhir bahagia?" -Alvis ***

At 10:00 pm sharp, a food deliveryman wearing a cap knocks on the door of Unit 502. "Excuse me, are you the one who ordered delivery?" Unit 502 is an apartment that's rented out to multiple people. There are three rooms here altogether. The one opening the door is my roommate, William Yates. He has his headphones on and is currently immersed in a game. So, he waves a hand impatiently. "It wasn't me." The deliveryman wastes no time in pulling out a machete. Immediately, he slashes William's throat in one fluid motion. Next, the deliveryman opens the door leading to another bedroom while holding the takeout. "Did you order delivery?" That room belongs to a gym trainer named Leon Holton. He's obviously taken aback by the deliveryman's presence. "Nope. Who are—" The deliveryman doesn't give Leon a chance to finish his question. He reacts by plunging the machete into Leon's heart. When I'm done with my shower, I open the bathroom door to see large puddles of blood on the floor as well as the deliveryman, who's wielding a machete. "They weren't the ones who ordered delivery. Did you do it?" Scared out of my wits, I subconsciously shake my head. "It's not me! I don't know anything—" Before I can finish speaking, the deliveryman hacks me to death. When I open my eyes again, I've gone back five minutes in time before I get murdered in cold blood. Almost immediately, I rush out of the bathroom, only to see the alarmed expressions plastered all over William's and Leon's faces. That's when I'm certain that everyone has gotten reborn. Suddenly, the doorbell rings loudly. A suppressed masculine voice echoes afterward. "Excuse me, are you the one who ordered delivery?"

May and Josphine were twins with the one being loved and other being rejected . The one being Healthy and other being Sick. She sacrificed her body for her twin well being and when she realised that it was enough she escaped to find her own world where he was patinently waiting for her to enter his world and to shower her with everything she deserves.

Elena found out the harshest of ways that love could not be forced. For Twelve years she loved Damien ,but he repaid her love by sending her to the deepest part of hell. In her darkest moments, she was forced to watch Damien shower love to some other woman. Years later, she comes back from her pieces and vows to serve everyone a piece of their own medicine. But for how long?

Piper Sloane is the epitome of a sad broken-hearted woman. She's running from her ex-boyfriend whom she found in the shower with another woman. Though when she packed her bags to jump ship, she never expected to get lost, or for her hero not to be a hero at all. She realizes quickly that her gallant knight isn't gallant or a hero. He's brutish. Unpolished. Barbaric. And not quite human.

Isabelle Osorio is a strong, single, and independent woman ngunit desperada. Nasa bingit ng pagkawala ng lahat ng ari-arian ang pamilya niya at ng pagkakalubog nila sa utang. At ang solusyon? Kasal sa isang lalaking hindi pa niya nakilala ni minsan, isang milyonaryo na ang usap-usapan ay may pusong bato. Ngunit sa gabi ng kanyang bridal shower, namagitan ang tadhana. Hindi niya gusto ang kasal, ngunit hindi rin niya gusto ang magtaksil sa mapapangasawa niya—subalit nagising na lamang siya sa piling ng macho dancer na inarkila para sa bridal shower niya Isang gabing pagsinta at isang lihim na magpapabago sa buhay niya. Makalipas ang isang buwan, nagimbal siya sa balita na siya ay nagdadalang tao. Ngayon, nahaharap siya sa isang desisyong magpapabago sa buhay niya— ang pakasalan ang lalaking hindi niya mahal o yakapin ang hindi inaasahan at ipaglaban ang kanyang kaligayahan? He got her pregnant. But could he get her heart?

Rangga, 27 tahun . Mahasiswa terancam DO karena tak kunjung lulus. Naima, 30 tahun, Dosen cerdas yang didesak untuk menikah. Bagaimana jika menikah dengan beberapa kesepekatan? Naima membantu Rangga dalam menyelesaikan skripsinya dan Rangga membantu Naima menanggalkan cap perawan tua?

Di cap mandul, karena belum juga hamil setelah lima tahun pernikahan. Bahkan, suaminya harus menikah lagi dengan pilihan orangtuanya. Mau tidak mau, Ayunda juga harus siap di madu, karena dia sangat mencintai suaminya. Namun, sebuah rahasia terkuak, karena ternyata Ayunda...

Amara thought she had everything, but after experiencing a painful betrayal from her boyfriend and undergoes a heartbreak, a new love life starts up slower with her next door neighbor Elijah, who is ever ready to shower her with peace, love, care and understanding. But moving on isn't something with Jason betrayal still lingering on Amara must learn to trust, laugh and believe in a love that has been right next door all along.