Steven Universe Meme Novels & Stories

“Though you did call me dumb.” Steven is back to looking uncomfortable. “Yeaaaah,” he drawls. “It was supposed to be a joke. A badly timed, improper joke. I’m not known for my jokes.” He and I both chuckle slightly. Steven sits up straight. “But I am sorry, too. And I accept your apology.” I smile brightly at him. His eyes crinkle up behind his glasses. I always thought Steven was the less attractive of the four brothers. Then again, it was like placing four gold rings next to each other and saying the one shaped like a square wasn’t as nice as the round one. All of the rings are still made of gold.

“Do whatever you want. All my relatives are dead anyway.” Steven pulled out a bunch of fries like he was making conversation. He smiled. “Are you pretending you don’t know, or do you really not know? You still have family back in your hometown. You just chose to forget about them. I was deciding who to visit next. Now I don’t have to think too hard.” Victor’s eyes flew open. “You wouldn’t dare.” “Why wouldn’t I?” Steven’s tone stayed light. “Don’t forget where you are. This is East Coast. And I happen to work for Zachary Reynolds.”

I turned and slapped him gently, then stroked the whiskers on his mouth. He grabbed my ass hard, picked me up, and pinned me to the bed. My clothes were soon completely undressed by him. Steven is a gross, hairy, bad breath, average looking middle aged man in his thirties. He was not my type, but he was the Delta of the pack. Apparently, he and I were fuck buddies and we each got what we wanted. He was obsessed with my young slutty flesh and I wanted to use his power to get convenience. He was going to be my biggest helper in realizing my dream of becoming Luna.