He Cheats, And I Cheated Right Back
For the first time since everything had fallen apart, I allowed myself to believe her.
“I feel so pathetic. I couldn’t keep my dog on a leash, and he strayed with another woman and turned me to a glorified nanny.”
“Your dog needs to be put down,” Naomi muttered as we sat quietly. I laughed through my tears.
“Your husband is an asshole,” she said again.
“Screw him,” I hissed.
“We really do need to put the lying cheat down. I have a guy, he knows how to make a body disappear. Or better still, I can call one of my cousins in Germany,” she half joked.