Story Jokes That Are Funny

Two lost souls, Both s#x addicts, and they were bound together by a contract... to satisfy each other's s#xual urge. They weren't supposed to meet, what happens now that they've met, and are bounded by a contract?

She's still ten years old when a tragedy comes to her life. Hindi alam ni Sheiha kung ano ang gagawin. She was with her cousin that time when that scene happen. Nanginginig sa takot ang batang katawan, kumakalabog ang pusong hindi magkamayaw sa pagtibok dahil sa nasaksihan. After ten years of preparing herself to make a revenge, she accidentally met a person who will make her belief upside down. She wanted revenge but he... he open the door so Sheiha can see the light of that dark room she's in. Should she chase the light to be with the man she love? Or stay in that dark room to continue her revenge even if it cause her life? "Don't stay on that dark past, please chase the light I've give you. Chase it and you'll find peace." "What if... what if I don't? Paano kung hindi ko magawang maging kampante, maging payapa hanggat hindi ko nagagawa ang bagay na matagal ko ng gustong makamit? Would you stay in that dark room with me? Serves as my light to see the path I'm taking?"

Pernikahan mereka terjadi karena adanya perjodohan. Mereka harus menerima perjodohan ini, namun tidak dengan Rendi. Ia tidak bisa menerima pernikahan ini. Ia menganggap pernikahan ini hanya sebuah pernikahan di atas kertas. Rara harus bisa menerima semua pernikahan ini dan ia mendapatkan perilaku yang tidak adil dari Rendi. Ia harus menelan pahit bahwa suami nya tidak akan pernah menganggap diri nya sebagai istri. Status mereka hanya sebagai pernikahan di atas kertas. Itu lah yang selalu Rendi ucap kan. Di tengah pernikahan mereka, Rara harus menerima bahwa masalalu dari suami nya kembali datang, ia harus menerima kepahitan yang ia telan. Masalalu yang membuat Rendi tidak akan menerima nya sebagai istri nya.

Kehidupan Meida menjadi aneh sejak ia bertemu Morgan di sebuah supermarket. Dia menjadi memiliki perasaan kepada Morgan. Namun, beberapa hari kemudian, Meida dipecat dari pekerjaannya. Hal ini membuat ia sedih. Akhirnya, ia dan kedua temannya melamar pekerjaan di sebuah kafe yang baru buka sekitar 1 bulan. Namun siapa yang menyangka bahwa kafe tersebut ternyata milik Morgan? Pria yang disukai Meida.

Kematian ibunya, menyebabkan penyakit ayahnya kambuh. Hingga akhirnya, Adel dan Ilham, memutuskan untuk memulai hidup baru di kampung halaman ayahnya, di Yogyakarta. Disanalah, ia melanjutkan pendidikan beasiswanya di sekolah terkenal SMA Sriwijaya. Dan di sanalah ia diuji kesabarannya dengan dipertemukannya dengan cowok menjengkelkan bernama Badai. Cowok yang sangat dibenci oleh Adel seumur-umurnya. Tapi, apa jadinya jika ia malah ditaksir cowok itu. Apa benar, kalau benci dan cinta itu bedanya tipis? Entah! Biar takdir yang membuktikan!

It's been ten years now and I've programmed my brain to forget her little did I know that I was deceiving myself. Things changed when I saw her. She looked different. She wasn't the same little girl I had fallen in love with. She was now a grown woman. She was gorgeous. I needed her beneath me just for one night. I'd get her out of my system and move on. That was probably a lie. Months later. Here I am drowning my sorrow in alcohol on my last night as a single man. I was getting married to a woman I never truly loved. Tara gave me a shy smile as she approached the aisle with her father. Kelsey looked away and ignored me. I was about to slide the ring on Tara's finger and her father's voice stopped me. "Stop." I turned around and faced him. Tara grabbed his hand angrily. "Dad what are you doing?!" Tara yelled furiously.

Landon Mikaelson knew he made a terrible mistake when he let his wife out the door and out of his life permanently. It was supposed to be an arranged marriage between the both of them. A deal to act like a married couple for a year and a half but circumstances began to pave way for mutual feelings he didn't want. So he divorced her and let her go which turned his life around for the worse but something takes him to her door and making him plead for a second chance,a secret kept by her that changed their lives forever. What is it??. Well find out yourself.

While my husband, Gerald Brown, was abroad negotiating a business deal, he was drugged and spent the night with a female secretary from a rival company. The drug’s side effects scrambled his memory so badly that he forgot who I was. He kicked me out of the master bedroom and let the secretary smash my grandmother’s heirloom. I told myself he was sick and stayed silently by his side. But when I suggested taking him for a medical checkup, he hit me for the first time. “Who do you think you are? Only Ailey is allowed to touch me. If she gets jealous, you’ll regret it.” When the secretary framed me, he pushed me down the stairs, and I suffered a miscarriage. Late one night, when my heart condition flared up, I went to his study for medicine but overheard him talking to his friend outside the door. “Faking amnesia to bring Ailey home is one thing, but why replace your wife’s heart medication? Now, she’ll never return to the hospital for surgery.” Gerald just chuckled. “If I don’t keep her weak, she’ll go to the hospital and check the hospital records and find out I was never drugged. Ailey’s been timid since childhood and even went undercover for me in a rival company. I can’t betray her.”

Seorang lelaki yang trauma karena masa lalu dikhianati oleh kekasihnya, mendapat surat misterius dari masa depan dan bertanya-tanya siapa sipengirim surat karena apa yang ditulis selalu benar dengan apa yang akan atau telah terjadi, dan sipengirim surat tersebut adalah dirinya dimasa depan. Apakah yang terjadi? Kenapa pria tersebut mendapatkan surat dari dirinya dimasa depan?

At her bachelorette party, Lucille had a one-night stand with an unknown man. Waking up, she learns that she's also married to the man. Because it's her wedding, Lucille abandons the man and promised never to cross paths with him again but during her wedding, she learns that the man she had a one-night stand with, is her husband's twin brother, Kyle! To keep their One-night-stand stand a secret, Kyle demanded three things from Lucille. One, she will be his sex toy to always compensate him whenever he is horny. Two, she will work as a stripper in his lounge to VIP customers. Three, she must do the two things listed above, otherwise, he will upload her sex video and make it go viral! Will Lucille accept this condition? Will she cheat on the man she loves and married to just to keep her secret hidden forever? Are you a type that enjoys seeing your male lead jealous? This story is for you!