Hockey Boyfriend For Pay
“Why are we getting lemon ice cream?”
“Because it’s the best part about going to the dentist, you get to eat lemon ice cream after,” I explain with a straight face, but he still looks very confused, “Your mom never got you lemon ice cream after you cried the whole time at the dentist? My dad said it was the norm.”
“No, dude, I never cried at the dentist… only two years ago, when I got my shit rocked and I lost a tooth,” he explains with a pained expression, “And nobody bothered to give me ice cream.”