Novel & Cerita Swimming Memes

“You can’t swim, you can’t go to the beach in case some jackass tries to douse you in water – and believe me, that shit happens more often that you’d think.” I thought back to the swimming pool we had back at home and how often Jackson and I competed to see who could swim the fastest. It was only during this last holiday that I didn’t get in the pool. I also remembered when he pushed me from that cliff and I landed deep inside freezing water. If Zeke ever found out that I was a semi-professional swimmer, he’d lose his shit.

Piney almost receiving an illegal baptism. Maybe I would not remember that my phone had been on airplane mode because their biological father did not know how to stop knocking on the door. Maybe. “MOMMY! Max said I swim like a sick swan!” Max laughed so hard he almost fell. “That was a compliment!” “That is not a compliment! A swan should be graceful!” “You’re graceful but angry!” I stood, set my phone on the blanket, and pointed at both of them. “If either one of you mentions another water bird, we are going back and taking a real bath with shampoo that does not offer emotional support.”

I taunted him. "Nothing is enough," he huffed. "Should I break your skull or chop off your finger? And then, you can imagine the 'oh ho ho ho' tone in your mind in the background," I jokingly threatened him. (Oh ho ho ho is a song that's widely used as a meme for depicting sad or fucked up situations in India) "What the fuck? I am upset and crying over here and you're imagining about a meme in such a serious situation?" He complained.

Muhammad said and they both laughed. Muhammad checked his watch, the time was 2:03am. “Do you want to go for a swim?” Muhammad asked. “I would love to but currently my body can’t handle the strain. Don’t worry, I will be right here cheering you up,” Maryam replied. Muhammad undressed, remaining with his swimming trunks before he dived into the water. After submerging inside the water for some seconds, Muhammad emerged and looked up at Maryam. “Okay Maryam, have you ever heard of swim chatting?” Muhammad asked.

"Always." "Did you bring me out for swimming? Because if you did, you're doomed to be disappointed, buddy. Remember how I feel about snakes? That dislike extends to gators, too." I shook my head. "Also, I know it makes me sound like a wuss, but I don't like swimming where there are fish. They brush against my legs and freak me out."

"We just heard you guys are having a swimming competition with the Aerians" "Oh, yeah." He laughs, now rubbing his chin. "Is that why y'all here? Can't exactly accept defeat like good boys and girls, can you?" "What's your name?" She asks. "Jerome" "Jerome" She says, then frowns. "Shut the fuck up if you don't have anything reasonable to say." He mirrors her frown and says, "You know it's true, little princess. We swim with real tides, they swim in tiny pools with barely any ripples. Plus, I bet they spend their whole days tanning their ass than doing actual swimming."

Master glances down at my speedos and notice him smirk a little. "See you soon," I say and kiss him gently before I go. I put on flippers on my feet and goggles on my face so I can see in the water. I see so many pretty fish when I go swimming! They're all gorgeous! I see coral and a crab that scurries away when I swim down to see it. I wish I could have brought my phone to take pictures but just seeing it is amazing for me. When I've been swimming for a while I stop to wave up at Master who's leaning against the railing and oozing sex appeal. He smiles at me and I do a big grin at him. Fuck I love him so much.

God, it’s been too long since something actually felt light. “What was that bitch’s name again?” he asked between chuckles. “Miss Simmons,” I replied, shaking my head. “She literally said swimmers were all going to hell because it’s a game that shows half… nudity.” I trailed off, smirking at the memory. Richard laughed so hard his shoulders shook. “Yeah… isn’t that crazy?” “Most certainly it is,” I replied, catching his eyes in the rearview mirror. He leaned back, grin wide. “So happy I could finally make you smile.”

I quickly swim to the top, pushing the loose hair off my face. “You little dick” I push him, laughter erupting from everyone’s mouths. “You love me” He smiles, wrapping his arms around me, holding me up in the water. “Somehow” I gleam as his hands finding my bun and releasing it. He slides the hair tie around his wrist, so it joins the other one on there. “Cannonball” Everleigh calls before jumping into the water right next to us. Her little swimmers have Sofia the First pictures on them.

My parents’ expressions are blank as they wait to hear more. Rerun is the first to respond. “I don’t understand. You called us all here to tell us you swam with some fish?” “Technically, dolphins are mammals, not fish,” my mom says, ever the scientist. “I’m jealous,” Plush says to Radar. “But how could you go swimming?” She looks back and forth between Radar and me to see if we’re kidding. “The water’s freezing.” “Mammals, fish, who cares?” Sneak says. “What’s so important about you swimming with some dumb dolphins?”