Taboo Pleasures
"I did! When Troy asked if he needed to pull out, you told him we're safe, and I said were safe."
"Yeah? You agreed with me."
"You said 'we're safe' and I said 'were safe'. I even repeated it, then later I said it at least twice more. I even emphasized it!"
"You said the same thing I said! How is that reminding me how not safe we were?"
"Were, were, were ! As in, in the past but not anymore!"
"That's not...not very clear. You could have put some effort into, I don't know, being better at talking?"