How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
He was working it.
“Thank you. I’m here again to bring you the word of God.” A hush descended. “And that word is YES!” Cheers again. “Yes, you are blessed. Yes, you are special. Yes, you are watched over by the Golden God and you are a five-star man, a five-star woman, a five-star child.” He pointed out examples that could have been anyone, which was the intention, I suppose. Make everyone think he was talking about them. “Can you feel it? I know that you can.”
He paused as a sub-pope came running over to give him a towel to wipe off his sweaty brow, which he then threw into the crowd.