Thanks Satan Meme Novels & Stories

“No! Luna! Let me deal with him!” Andrius watched Luna float toward Satan, his eyes wide. “Hubby... I can’t go back anymore... You must return to the mortal world! Return to our home in Sumeria... to our... home...” With the last word, Luna’s memories burned to the extreme, intense and dazzling. Then, she rushed toward Satan without hesitation. Boom— The earth-shattering sound was like a summer thunderstorm, resounding in the world for a long time. Although Satan exerted all his strength, he was still severely injured. He spat out blood and fell to the ground.

He groans in pain but doesn't stop. " Stop giving me trouble and be a good girl.." he mutters into my neck and that triggers those memories. The blurry images of a man telling a girl the same thing before taking away her innocence and eventually her life. It's so terrifying and nauseating I empty all the contents in my tummy on his clothes. Then I stagger off, trying to get my balance.

"Yes because if I'm drunk I can't take care of Satan, and she's sick," He raised an eyebrow and leaned against the wall, "What's your name?" "Whats your name?" I asked/ "Christian?" I stifled a giggle, "My names Anastasia," He didn't get the joke. Well that was a waste of a joke. "Take one drink, I'm sure Satan can take care of himself." "No she can't. She's my cat," "Cat? Satan is the king of hell isn't he," I raised an eyebrow at him, was he like...stupid?

That was when I realized I could no longer have an erection. My penis was like a wilted plant that could never come to life again. When Eva saw it, she turned around and left without a word. I let out a bitter chuckle. Karma came sooner than I'd thought. Desire was a double-edged sword. I finally understood now. Unfortunately, I could never feel the joy of being a man again. Fortunately, I would never be trapped by satyriasis again either.

I remember he was called by slang terms on the internet like ‘obsessive seme’ or ‘crazy obsessive seme,’ something like that. The younger brother who had looked so cute and adorable when he was first born now looked horrifying. And this isn’t just any younger brother, but that… obsessive? Crazy seme? thing. ‘Well, objectively speaking, he is incredibly pretty.’ No, that’s not right. Don’t be fooled by his face! That’s not an angel but a devil’s child! Then suddenly, I remembered an internet meme I’d seen long ago. [Baby Hitler is right before your eyes! What would you do with that baby?]

“…Then what was the other meaning?” “The opposite of ‘Satan’— instead of opposing the God of Creation… You— will become the guiding light under the God of Creation’s fate. If it’s you, brat— I’m sure there’s one day you would unite the world under his guidance. Not even something like the Celestial gods and apostles could stop you from doing so.”

demon:- okay I understand you didn't do anything just watch them and have fun, but I want to see my mother, she worshipped you I want to see her Satan:- what are you talking about, she was a believer in god, that why she go to god and those who worshipped me will come to me, all those people are you going to kill will become my food and make me stronger. demon:- so you want to eat their soul so you are letting them die since they are your followers, you want soul then take mine and wake her up. Satan:- I like your offer but you are a follower of god, I can't take your soul, and without consideration, I am not going to give anything, her life is in god hands.

Satan laughed amused. "Are you Mr.Satan?" Brianna asked carefully. "Thank God you remember me." Satan smirked. "I want to take you to dinner. Send me your address." with that Satan hung up. Brianna looked at the disconnected call with a blank face. "Who was on the call?" Selene jerked her. "Mr.Satan" Brianna looked at Selene and shrugged her shoulders. "What he wants now?" Selene rolled her eyes. 'Satan you are so shameless' Selene thought in her mind.

Madison recounted what had happened, and her voice grew more and more agitated as she went on. "We never expected that a legitimate platform like Luna AI would stoop to scamming us. It was Luna AI who willingly promised to pay out five million dollars if we skipped the SAT. All 32 of us got tricked by it. We're the victims here!

I blinked, all wide-eyed and innocent. "What are you talking about? I'm not Evelyn Everton. My name's Evelina Everton." Their faces froze as I laid it out. "What, planning to swap my score? Too late. I legally changed my name before the SATs—eighteen, remember? The one who tested was Evelina Everton. "As for Evelyn Everton, the one you messed with? Her family doesn't play nice. Hope you're ready for the fallout."