Fat Meme God Novels & Stories

Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"

Lucifer was Lucif,Satan was Sat,Belphegor was Belp,Baal was Ba, Beelzebub was Beel,Mammon was Momo. Yeah😂, Asmodeus laughed at that name all the time but in actual fact,Mammon was not a joke.Unlike his psychopathic brothers who were chasing an eternal suicide mission,Mammon had achieved alot.He went to school like a normal human,Blew every paper he wrote and went to job interviews like anyone else.He was now the boss of the World bank🏦. Asmodeus decided that even though Mammon wasn't going to be at that lame event he would endorse him as king.He saw no one as fit and disciplined as Mammon to take Hell Inc to the next level.It was supposed to be a business but all the others were doing shit

That means, he is like four months younger to me Yes_you_suck And, three months younger to me. LMFAO. I_pooped Shh, stop using the F word. Will_the _devil That reminds me, what does WTF mean?! I_love_my_mommy (Liam) It means WHAT THE FART?! I_pooped LMAO ALSO, WILLY, LMAO= LAUGHING MY ASS OFF Will_the_devil ... Too many slangs Chloe's_annoying_SOB (Noah)

just like I was your father's mate, we were true faded mates just like you are with the quads, but I'm also faded mates with your Uncle Miles it's a blessing from the goddess Jade: wtf mom goddess what?

“Now it's time for some real f***ing fun.” Oh My God!

"Father." SHIT!

Jeez,I hate you so much Tikka! "The feelings mutual, fûckin mutual!!!"

God! ****

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We all looked at The God of memories. "Well first off don't blame me, none of this is my fault." Herald The God of memories stated "How isn't it man. Did you not see the monster you created?" Todd teased. Mazaya may have had emotional problems but she was never this bad. I didn't mind it but that was something that didn't make sense.