His other woman
“Okay, Sky, just show him the photo of the book you took. That way, he’ll see it’s nothing suspicious and everyone can calm the hell down.”
She immediately shook her head. “No, I can’t.”
I frowned. “Why not?”
She hesitated. Then, leaning in, she whisper-yelled, “Because… because it’s a photo of an erotic book and it would be embarrassing to show him that I’m interested in reading it.”
I pressed my lips together so hard I nearly pulled a muscle trying not to laugh. “Sky, be serious. You—the same woman who once made eye contact with a waiter while ordering ‘extra creamy’ pasta without breaking a sweat—are embarrassed about an erotic book? This is your line?”