The Simpsons Jimbo Burger Novels & Stories

"I, ah, this may sound silly, but I wanted to try to experience Mabel's in as close a way as possible to the way YOU experience it. So it seemed like the best way to do that. However, I ordered a chocolate shake." The server arrived at that moment with his order, and Jaxon regarded the plate happily. He took a huge bite of his burger, and it was apparent from his reaction that it didn't disappoint him. "Holy crap, this is INCREDIBLE," Jaxon exclaimed, and paused to take a sip of his shake, "Sara, this is the best fucking burger I've had in years! Why didn't you tell me how amazing the food here is?" I had told him approximately a million times how great the burgers are at Mabel's, and he sta

I giggled lightly as they laughed. "Gosh we are such a talented family.." Simon gushed out too! I tuned out the rest of the conversations holding my stomach which was feeling extra funny, I felt so hungry I could eat an entire cow "Hey Santiago can you stop over there." I pointed over at 'Allison's pizza palace and burgers' "At Allison's?" he asked "Yes I am extremely hungry right now, I need food lots of it.."

“If you want, I’ll bring one home for your room.” He laughed, loud and bright, echoing through the space. Staff smiled politely, but I caught their shock. Zane Romano, marble-cold by reputation, letting a child hold his attention completely. We sat at a corner table, black leather chairs with high backs. The waiter appeared with menus, but I didn’t bother. “Kid’s burger. Extra cheese.” Ash leaned in, whispering not-so-quietly, “Papi, do they really have burgers here? It looks like a salad place.”

You should watch it too. I was blinded by the smile, blinded by his odor, blinded by the meat-eaters stinking up my quarters I went on following my man around school. The murderers went on eating and we kept on refusing plate after plate. Then, suddenly my short-lived happiness was taken away from me. Stolen forever just like the Penguins gift of flight. FYI they forget when they are young chicks. My Jamie, my Asian version of Justin Beiber Jamie had been lying to me the whole time. I caught him feasting into a disgusting Big Mac behind his locker one afternoon. Why a Big Mac? MacDonald’s are definitely the biggest cow killers in the universe so that just made it worse.

Daisy Louise Harmony Thompson POV (Name given as part of Witness Protection program) "Hi, welcome to Sneakz Burger Emporium. I'm Daisy. How can I help you today?" I spoke through the mic of the drive-through headset. "Ah yeah, can I please have one of your Sneakz Classic Sizzle Steak Burgers?" A woman's voice came back through the headset's earpiece. "Sure can. Which sauce would you like on your Sneakz Classic Steak Burger?" I replied.

I knew he had his eyes on joining us to eat the food like the glutton he was. Jimmy was not just a very funny character. He was a funny man with a good sense of humor especially around a small crowd of familiar faces but he still was very dangerous and that is why he would be the one I would be using to fire the two incompetent and useless employees I had in the restaurant which were the manager and the bimbo, he would carry out the job effortlessly whilst still smilling and laughing with them unlike some of the other men who would cause a scene.

"Inumin mo. Nag-iinarte ka lang yata, eh. Pingutin kita diyan!" Binuksan ko rin ang isang burger dahil hindi ko na kayang pigilan ang gutom ko. Nang subukan kong alukin si Jimin ay sunod-sunod itong umiling, mukhang takot na mapaso ulit. Hinipan ko ang burger kahit hindi naman ito ganoon kainit, pagkatapos ay muli kong iniumang sa kanya. "Ayan na, hinipan ko na. Hindi na mainit 'yan..."

She asked while passing out tall iced mugs of Strohs. "Can you stay, Joe?" I asked, since I knew he had home commitments. "Cathy's in Waldorf with the kids. I was going to have to fend for myself otherwise." He admitted with a grin. "I should warn you, Debbie's burgers are about an inch thick. I'm starved but will be lucky to be able to finish two." I told them both. "One is plenty for me," Jim offered. He was never a huge eater, and at maybe a 140 lbs, would be hard to find room for two burgers and the fries.

All apprehension towards me left as the soppily joe mix depleted more and more. I only had one the entire dinner and had to force it down. I knew after my first bite why Rodger apologized. I expected the can mix to be added to ground beef. This tasted and felt like heartburn on bread. Sloppy joes weren’t supposed to have beans in them. The onion chunks were so big they were the most dominating part of the sandwich, and they were raw. “She still is a Luna if I heard right,” Dave snorted. “No rejection means she is still their next Luna. I heard you had a thing for Lunas, Boyd.”

Bob signaled me to come. "Keep your distance as far away from him as possible," Bob warned. "He may be in chains, but I still don't trust him." My stomach felt knotted when Bob opened the door. "Hey Jack, look whose here to see you, buddy." Bob legit cooed like Jack was four. "Don't be a bad little boy, alright. Bobby's just gonna be outside incase the lady harasses you." I threw Bob a look who grinned and winked at me. He was doing it on purpose, to piss Jack off. Bob gave Jack one nasty look and walked out of the room, leaving the door ajar.