Theatre Quote Novels & Stories

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

Almost impossibly, I found my own eyes stinging with involuntary moisture, throat constricted tightly against some unnamed swell of emotion. Throughout the sacred space of live theater, I'd witnessed sublimity and pathos summoned from the depths of the most hallowed thespian giants. Consummate artists plying their craft with such naked authenticity that audiences wept, spirits soared, zeitgeists shifted on the foundations of mere HUMAN EXPRESSION. Yet NOTHING - not Olivier or Brando or the Grecian masters themselves - had ever clawed so brutally into my jaded, withered atrocity of a soul.