Theatrical Quotes Funny Mga Nobela at Kwento

, Underwood said in a very brisk tone. "I don't understand you, if you're fucking looking for who would go to a theatre with you, then you should fûvking make use of one of your slut from your piles of them, I don't fucking look like one", I barked. Nevertheless.... I was more mad at myself than him, I was just so pissed off. "Theatre?, That's ridiculous, what the fuck would I be going in a theatre?", he shot back at me.

“Sigh. Well, if death isn’t what you’re scared of, then I guess I won’t kill you. Death is only a satisfactory threat for cowards, because they at least die many times before their death.” Saul had almost no inkling what Javier meant. “F*ck my life. I just had to be captured by some jobless Shakespeare major. Just kill me or torture me or whatever, I beg of thee! Don’t make me go to sleep so soon after your recital!” Saul moaned. “Though if you really wanna perform, try moaning and squealing and screaming like b*tches when they’re horny and getting f*cked by my rock-hard d*ck. I sure love me the chorus of women orgasming—now that’s f*cking poetry! Haha, ‘f*cking’ poetry, get it?!”

"Are you seriously quoting Monty Python to me, you geek?" His soft chuckle eased some of her tension. "Come on, you gotta admit, it works in this occasion. Or would you have preferred something more modern classic like 'Excellent.'" He doped up his voice, and Naomi bit her lips so as to not give in to hysterical laughter as he mimicked the idiot from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

I snap at him, making quotes gestures in the air. Ethan draws his head back and runs his eyes over my face for a few seconds before he bursts into laughter. What’s so funny? After catching his breath, “do you think I’m one of those men?” he inquires.

A funny quote ;) ________________________________________________________________________________ 𝟧 𝒴𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓈 𝐿𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓇 "ELLA! COME DOWN HERE YOU EVIL MOUSE!" I yelled, looking towards the stairs. I heard giggling. "I am going to kill you! You embarrassed me!" I hissed. "Sorry! I had too!" She replied, still giggling like a kid. * * *

Fiona asked slightly brightened up on seeing him. "I was invited, You don't look like a stripper." Theodore says the end in a mocking tone. "Seriously, that's it your best insult ?" Fiona says feigning a disappointed tone. "I apologise, You look beautiful, better ?" Theodore smirked at the end which made Fiona speechless and blush a bit. "F-funny, sarcastic much." Fiona's stammering could be heard by everyone in the room.

“It’s never early for anything as long as you want it.” “Nice quote. Where did you hear it from?” Asher asked me as he took a sip from the cup in his hands. “Would you believe me if I told you that I just made it up on the spot?” Asher stared at me for a few seconds before bursting into laughter, and I joined in, following suit. “That’s impressive.” “Thank you,” I replied, raising my glass towards him before taking a look around the place. “You look like you’ve got something you want to say, Lorenzo.”

“You are the only person who has ever really listened without making it weird,” Zack admits, his voice dropping to a lower register. “Everyone else either starts crying or tries to give me inspirational quotes or something.” The wind rustles through a nearby oak branches overhead while they sit in comfortable silence for a moment. “Inspirational quotes,” she echoed. “That is a new one. What like ‘hang in there’ cat posters? Weird.”

"And when we are out, Cassius, try to remember a simple 'thank you.' It goes a long way." He leaned back, the movement surprisingly fluid despite the chains, a genuine laugh escaping him—a sound rich and resonant, chasing some of the shadows from the oppressive chamber. "Always the last word, Thalia?" A smirk played on my own lips. "A recent, and rather satisfying, development." Our laughter mingled, a fragile but defiant sound against the ancient silence.

After Jessica recovered, she smiled, "Who knew he had it in him to crack funny jokes, Mr. Hemsworth?" He arched a brow up and replied teasingly, "Who said I was joking, though?" Jessica smiled and shook her head, "Oh My, It has been a long time since I laughed that hard. Thank you for that." Mr. Hemsworth nodded in response, patting her shoulders, "We all need some good laughs even in the midst of dire situations; laughter, they say, is medicine for the soul." "You are right," Jessica responded as she glanced at her wristwatch, "now I better get going. I have a husband to take care of and a speech to prepare," she added in high spirits.