Novel & Cerita Funny Theatre Quotes

Thea deadpanned her argument. “Smart my ass, I wonder why you’re not nominated to be given the award for being the dumbest.” Jericho gave a clap back that had Thea dramatically gasping with her eyes squinting. “Simple you already won all the awards left in the world. Aha! You don’t have anything left to say.” Thea stood up from the placement railing, doing a weird happy dance that had her arms swing to both sides with her body shaking and her legs twisting. “Are you both done now? Or I should get a popcorn for another round?” Missy said, announcing her presence which wasn’t noticed by them with her statement.

"You good-for-nothing, why are you laughing?" Ao Shi shouted in a cold voice and said sarcastically, "You can still laugh at the end of your life?" "At the end of my life?" Samuel laughed and said, "There is a saying on earth. Do you know what it is called?" Ao Shi was startled and did not reply. "You are so ordinary, but you're so confident." Samuel says with a cold laugh.

one of the other Elders wondered making the rest laugh. These old men don’t even have teeth at the back. How the fuck do they still laugh in sync together in perfect harmony ? Although their laughs are too shrill for men to have. Ughh. Stupid whiny voice boxes. “Looks like she will be worth more dead than alive afterall,” another remarked and the rest of the assholes guffawed even louder at that. “She is nothing ! If she were in my toilet I wouldn't even bother flushing it. My bath mat means more to me than her,” another scumbag commented and then noises similar to cackling geese echoed throughout the place.

“Imagine it—people would pay to see us trying to act out the most random things, and everyone deserves a good laugh once in a while.” Vale rolled onto his side, propping himself up on one elbow, an impish glint in his eyes. “Alright, then! Next time we plan to play charades, we’ll invite the entire Elysium, staff included. But I’m warning you, if we don’t get kicked out for sheer ridiculousness, I’ll consider it a failure.” I chuckled, the idea sparking a warm thrill in my chest. “Deal. We’ll be the most outrageous act they’ve ever seen.”

Some jokes were clever. Some were outrageous. Some were so ridiculous that they shouldn't have been funny. Yet somehow they were. More than once, I laughed so hard tears formed in my eyes. The kind of laugh that leaves your stomach hurting. The kind of laugh that makes it difficult to breathe. The kind of laugh I hadn't experienced in years. At one point, I noticed Jack looking at me instead of the stage. "What?" He smiled. "Nothing." "You're not even watching." "I am." "No you're not."

Being with Alex, however fake, has been fun. Being in plays has always been fun. “So, look. This is still a team sport. I’m here with ya. And if you need me to fuck up some lines to make you stand out in a good way, I don’t mind it. What’s most important is that we have fun during this thing, yeah?” “…Yeah.” His grin turns into a genuine smile. “Yeah, that’s what I thought. Deer legs.” “…” “Whippet.” “Fuck you.”

The viewers who heard Sienna’s words were all dumbfounded, and they were stunned as they asked, ‘What did she just say? Did I hear it right? Did she actually say that Quentin was a useless man?’ Someone could not hold back and typed in a comment, ‘Hahaha! I usually do not laugh unless I can’t help it. Hahaha…’ The netizens who were here to watch a drama could not get enough of it, and they swarmed over to Quentin’s live broadcast room immediately to let Quentin know about this matter through the pop-up comments.

“Do not waste your love on someone who does not value it, my dear.” Lincoln moved to the front of the stage and put his arms out wide. “Wine is great, plays are questionable, and people in love are crazy.” “That’s not Shakespeare!” someone shouted from the audience. Lincoln frowned while he shouted back. “Does it look like we care about being technically correct? I give you, Act Three!” There was more shuffling on stage and in the audience, as people began to realize that this was no kind of official performance and that they did not have to behave especially well for the remainder. Someone tossed a taco onto the stage, and I gasped. What a waste of a taco.

"Tut, tut…" Theo grinned and pointed at Helen as he laughed, shaking his head. "Just look at this, everyone! What an amazing couple act, getting into character so tacitly! You really disappoint me, Helen Lane—I thought you were smart and successful, only for you to play along with this prick's crude acting. How embarrassing." While Theo's mocking drew another chorus of laughter from the crowd, Gene snapped furiously over Frank's phone again. "Who are you?!" "Who am I?"

Suddenly, Theobald burst into laughter as if he had heard the funniest joke in history. "Why are you laughing?" Lucas looked at Theobald indifferently. Theobald stopped laughing and looked at Lucas with disdain. "Why are you laughing?" "You're just an ant who is arrogant. How dare you ask me why I'm laughing now?" Everyone under the arena couldn't help laughing, thinking that what Lucas had said was indeed a little funny. "Do you really believe your eyes?" Lucas looked at Theobald. Theobald was stunned. He naturally didn't understand what Lucas meant.