Dirty Family Secrets
"Danny's a real nice guy. He's just exactly what you need. I mean, you really need him."
More yucks.
"Tell me Danny," Sally said. "Just what were you doing to that poor, poor girl in your room that night?"
"I think they were playing checkers," said another to gales of laughter.
"No, no, no. I have it on very good authority he was torturing a cat." More laughter.
"Oh, that poor cat. Someone's got to call the SPCA!"
I turned and slid between two of my taunters in the direction of the kitchen. There was no point in engaging. As I moved on, one of them said "Oh, Pris, you really missed out." More laughs.