Get Down On Your Knees And Beg, Ex-Husband
Khiron joined in immediately, his own laughter mixing with mine until we were both leaning against furniture because standing upright while laughing this hard was impossible.
"The rabbit," I managed to get out between laughs. "That stupid rabbit caused all of this."
"The rabbit that you screamed at like it was a serial killer," Khiron added, wiping at his eyes.
"It jumped out at me!"
"It's a bunny. A tiny, fluffy bunny."
"With very long ears and too many legs moving too fast!"
"Rabbits have four legs, Nia. The normal amount of legs."
"It felt like more in the moment!"
He chuckled, “fine fine. I'll stop now.”