LOGIN
Chapter 000
To get a superpower, I joined the survival game. But a small system glitch changed my mission in the Soul Trial from the universal “Survival” to… “Slay Sitri”.
Sitri is the great prince of hell who reigns over sixty legions of demons. And his specialty? He creates love between two souls from thin air.
When I first met that devil, he smirked with those fox eyes, taking pride in holding the hearts of all mortals in his hand.
Me? I smile, too.
Because I was born with alexithymia, meaning I’m a heartless sociopath that doesn’t feel any emotions.
Nice to meet you, Mr. Devil. I grin at him, licking my canine. How are you going to manipulate my heart, when I don’t have one?
------
Chapter 001 The Soul Trial
[Thanks for joining the Soul Trial, hero D25M12! Upon your triumph, you will be blessed with a superpower personalized for you!]
[Future is the new mankind!]
Glorious words delivered by an emotionless voice, mixed with buzzes like from an old landline. And the landline falls into absolute silence with the last word barely landing.
Meph opened his eyes slowly so they could adjust to light. A worry in vain. Surrounding him was pitch darkness. Even the presumed old landline was nowhere in sight as if it never existed.
He had no idea where he was.
Recently, the Soul Trial has been hell-bent on recruiting, sending the once valuable invitations through junk mails like some desperate dying company. It has been peaceful for a thousand years ever since the Magic Age ended World War Three, and the Internet Age along with it. The excitement of getting a superpower was decaying as people started crawling out of the shadow of war.
[Your superpower is just one drop of blood away]
That was the Soul Trial’s slogan. As easy as they made it for people, less and less are willing to join.
To register, one needed only to put a drop of blood on the invitation. Blackness gulped Mephthe the moment his drop of blood landed on the invitation’s ancient kraft paper. The next thing he knew, he was waking up to this passionless “welcome”.
No introduction. No preparation.
Of course the Soul Trial’s death rate was high as 89%. And they were wondering why people are no longer as eager to join.
Light crawled in sneakily, finally giving Meph a glimpse of the surrounding. Meph looked up, realizing he was in a deep dark well. Somewhere above his head, some dark clouds just released the moon.
In the mouth of the well, the moon looked like a cold eye in the sky, watching mercilessly as Meph scouts around.
There wasn’t much.
An iron door, chained tightly by a five-digit combination lock.
A window, stuffed by an Ivory twig sticking in, one that felt more like a broken bone if giants actually exist.
A raven shaped dirty little coffee table in the center, one side of the wing cut off cleanly, leaving the table crooked to the other side, almost falling.
That’s it.
That, and some posters on the wall with different images of a little girl wearing a cute red hoodie, and the same word at the bottom:
WANTED.
Meph went for the raven desk.
Right on its edge was a dirty plate holding a slice of cake, a corner of it bit off. Green mold growing on the old piece of cake, faintly revealing a card beneath. By its side, an empty bottle without a cap. On its neck ties another card--
[Drink me]
Weird. Meph shook the impossible idea out of his head. His eyes landing on the card under the mold.
Thinking for a second, Meph grabbed some of the moist dirt by his feet and kneads them between his fingers. To create a crude layer of protection, sort of, before he reached for the card covered in mold.
Who knew. Anything can be poisonous in this world. The 89% death rate was no joke.
[Eat me]
The ink reserved by the mold reads, vaguely.
Reluctant as he was, Meph could no longer ignore the impossible idea his brain was shouting at him, even though that idea has the least to do with a lethal game—
Alice’s Adventure in Wonderland.
A little girl fell into a rabbit hole, found a cake with a card that says “eat me”. She grew big as a giant eating it, made a bunch of friends, and woke up intact.
What a kind world she lived in. Whoever wrote it couldn’t have witnessed a war.
Was Mepn in that rabbit hole?!
Meph shot his head up in the sudden realization, pressing close to the walls under the dim moonlight. A hollow log. The wall around him was dusty with spiderwebs, hardened almost fossil-like, but a definite, hollow, log. Of something once enormous.
His eyes shoot to the lock on the door. A five-digit code, to freedom. What could it be? If the hint is Alice and Wonderland, then...
Meph twisted the combination lock into the first thing he could think of that had anything to do with this peculiar setting--
Alice.
Nothing happened.
There wasn’t excitement in Meph’s eyes when he found the two cards, nor was there disappointment when his first try failed. He takes a look out of the peephole on the door before falling silent into his own thoughts.
Unlike his calm aura, somewhere on some screens, bullet comments were flying with a speed that actually matched real bullets right now--
[Finally he found out! I thought he was going to die without knowing anything lolll]
[A newbie in the Trial of Alice? And his portal opened in THE death zone?! The first blood this time is too easy...boring!]
[But I seem to remember that the system has a long intro in this trial. Am I crazy or...?]
[You are not crazy, the system is! I have been camping at the death zone of this trial for a long time now. The system did not just skip the intro of the trial, it hasn’t even assigned him any mission! The code is “queen”, and he might be able to figure it out if he got the mission of “Key to escape: Who sent you”. But now he WILL die.]
[He still has a chance. The Rabbit would ask him again upon arrival.]
[Yeah, before the Rabbit skins him! LOLLL! A high-level player might be able to pull a clutch, but not a newbie.]
[I almost want to tell him. A pity to see such a pretty boy die so fast. sigh]
[Even without the spoiler filler, he can’t see our hints because he can’t open his screen yet. It’s a function explained in the intro he skipped. This, my kids, should teach you about skipping game tutorials haha]
--- Bullet Comments with spoiler will be screened out for the hero ---
Knock, knock, knock.
Three painfully slow knocks broke the absolute silence in the rabbit hole, and instantly Meph noticed the temperature around him pluming as if whoever knocked brought a silent snowstorm with them.
His eyes landed on the door. The heavy, iron door that just trembled at the three seemingly polite and harmless knocks.
“Alice, are you in there?” A low, creepy voice asked as if someone was suppressing a malicious laugh from escaping.
The hair on Meph’s arm stood up. According to mother, this meant he should be scared, and flee if he can.
That was no an option--
Unlike the homeless ones who joined because they were left with no option in life, he CHOSE to be here.
[Oh my gosh he got even cuter!!!][He actually thought we’d help him? Haha, well, he did give me a laugh][Even if we want to help you, we can’t. The spoilers would be screened out, smart boy!!!][Let me try...we also have a screen, just like you, and the star shards is the currency we use. Could you see?][What’s the point? He is arrested in one of the most lethal trials, changed his role somehow, to an already dead girl, and the first help he asked is about star shards? He’s dead.][Or stupid]--- Bullet Comments with spoiler will be screened out for the hero ---The bullet comments on the screen blew up into another climax, filled with more vicious curses this time and even less information.But the smirk on Meph’s face widened.“You guys are the best fans!” Meph’s long, deep, foxy eyes smile into two curvy lines, yet somehow he doesn’t come off as crafty but harmless and innocent, as if he really meant it.The amount of comments blew up, meaning star shards were a sensitive topic.
“Well,” As if trying to make up for his one-mistakes-after-another-service today, the snake pulled up a new page before Meph could, showing the status of the new Soul Seal Meph got, which was almost empty except for three short sentences in the middle:[Spirit Egg (Legendary)][Status: Hatching][ETA: 12 hours]Meph: “...”How could an item that would only hatch after 12 hours help him now?! Shouldn't it be some legendary weapon like Blood Sword or something?! This was the most useless item he got in ANY game, EVER!The snake wanted to talk more, but Meph force-closed his page. He needed some alone time to calm down, or he would definitely try to uninstall the darn snake.Knock. Knock. Knock.Three slow knocks on the door. The rabbit is getting impatient. Meph answers as he reaches for the doorknob, only to pause because he saw a little red dot on the screen when he closed the game panel.He clicks on the snake tattoo yet again, and the game panel pops up instantly, along with the sna
“Nooo! You don’t speak the name of the devil!” The little dark snake shook his snake head, “Messiah really IS my name!”Meph had no wish to talk to him anymore, but it was not his style to be a tricked customer: “Our contract was, you double ALL the rewards you missed. You failed to deliver, so the contract should be void.”The game panel paused a second, and Meph noticed —Being an emotionless sociopath, he understands when he gets tricked, but it doesn’t mean anger would cloud his judgment. He argued with the system because he wanted to see to what level the system could bend rules.He had no wish to let the system trick him again into a death trap like the Hollow Log. If the system tries to pull some “glitch” at every of his missions, then his game would be times harder, when it already had a sky-high death rate.But the game panel paused.Meaning the snake didn’t lie about the contract. He WAS bounded by SOME rules. Meph just had to figure those rules out.“Okay, I thought it was
“I didn’t lie! I never lie!” The snake hissed.Meph huffed condescendingly, “You know I can access your action log.”“Okay, fine, it wasn’t a glitch. It was the system; it wasn’t updated.” The snake lied without any hesitation yet again.Meph let out a light laugh.“Is that so?” Meph nodded understandingly, “That sounds dangerous. I think for the honor of the Trial, I should report this in the system and bring attention to this matter.”The snake flinched.Meph didn’t believe either of the snake’s explanations, but it was true that his system was way too old. Actually, one of the oldest versions, apparently. He had to dig all the way into its terminal to get its version info, and its system number was 029.How many systems had been activated? Well, that would be the same as asking how many “heroes” had joined the Trial. The number was huge, but it was just a number. A more intimate number that the public actually cared about was the death count, which was 8,980,972 when Meph joined.T
“Wait, wait, wait! I think the snake is gone!” Meph shouts, “flying” in the air like a flag the rabbit is dragging behind him.The rabbit ignores him.“I can’t keep up! I need to rest!” Watching the castle’s flag approaching him at a scary speed, Meph starts shouting, “I need to pee! I will pee like this if you don’t let go of me!”The rabbit finally stopped. Meph grabs onto the tree with his hand, feeling like throwing up from the bumpy ride.The rabbit is not letting Meph go, “Once we get into the castle, you will be granted with an attendance of a bathroom.”How nice of you. Meph rolls his eyes in his mind. He surely will get that, that and an executioner for his head!“I need to pee now!” Meph hops with haste in his voice, “There is a house! Just give me five minutes and we will—”“Hat is not in his house now,” The rabbit glances at the two-floor little wooden house in gothic style, “We can’t just go in.”Hat? The Mad Hat? Meph was only finding excuses before, but now he really wa
“Alice, will you please hurry?” The White Rabbit hops back the third time to Meph, hate glittering in his hollow eyes, “You don’t want to keep the Queen waiting!”Ever since the system recognized Meph as Alice, the rabbit has been visibly nicer to him, as if he doesn’t remember that Meph was a hero in his trial, but really is the cute little girl he once adored.Returning a tame smile, Meph walks even slower, “I know, I know. I’m cooperating, aren’t I?”He is not cooperating.He has tested several times --The rabbit couldn’t see his game panel.In fact, the rabbit doesn’t seem to be able to see the snake either. When Meph asked him how he thinks of the design of his “tattoo”, the rabbit replied, “A plain black wristband? How’s that any design?”That’s why Meph is taking his time playing around this new toy. The game panel has been useful. It was the system notification, “Alice found”, that helped him put everything together, and the missions have been informative, too.He has to get
“How would you know if I’m Alice or not?” Figured out the puzzle real answer, Meph retorts calmly.The game is never about finding Alice. It’s about finding out that she died. But the Queen wanted Alice alive, so the hero needs to take her place. No matter what happens when they meet the Queen, thi
Where is Alice?It’s a tricky question. More than usual, considering the system just said “Alice found”, as the answer to the first question of the White Rabbit.Alice is in the room.Not only that, something he just touched was judged by the system as Alice no less.The answer seems straightforwar
Gritting his teeth, Meph finished the job anyway.With the last gear falling into the correct location, the lock flings open with a slight click. At that one tiny sound, everything falls into absolute silence. The shaking of the door. The rabbit’s frantic shouting. The icy wind twirling in the room
The shouting is so penetrating that it makes Meph’s ears buzz.Who sent you? The next trial is on, yet Meph has barely gathered any useful information, or even understood how he passed the first one. The temperature didn’t drop, because “Alice found”? Is this the truth of the high death rate of the







