Seafood Feast on My Tab? Think Again
"Stanley, look at the mess you've made! My kid only had two bites of tuna. Where am I supposed to find 500 bucks? You're ruining my life!"
Landon sat in his chair, his face a grim shade of gray. Finally, he cleared his throat and spoke up. "Well, I only took a few bites out of courtesy. The rest of you ate everything, so naturally, the cost should be split among you."
Before he could even finish, Hector flipped out on the spot. His voice rose to a sharp, piercing pitch. "Mr. Todd! You opened eight of the 24 bottles of whiskey! Now you're saying you only had a few bites? What kind of leader does that?"