Too Late to Love Me Now
My girlfriend, Edith Zimmerman, pulls away whenever I get too close. The more I like her, the more she can't stand me.
At the proposal I had planned so carefully, she walked hand in hand with my best friend, Blake Shelton.
In front of everyone, she announced, "I slept with Blake."
She watched the happy, hopeful look on my face slowly fade.
For the 27th time, she asked me, "You don't love me as much anymore, do you?"
I nodded.
Edith looked delighted. "That's great! Now we can be together again for a while."
We had been together for eight years.
Yet she hugged and kissed Blake, held his hand, and went on dates with him. They even celebrated their own anniversaries.
She did everything