The Stolen Address
They remembered me, which made things much easier.
"Officers, I found the person we were looking for last time." I deliberately said that part quietly before raising my voice to say, "Officers, my neighbor insists I stole his delivery, but he lives upstairs. I never even went up there.
"The delivery driver also said the address on the app was my apartment. I really don't understand what's going on.
"I did pick up a bag outside my door when I went downstairs to throw out the trash just now, but I thought it was a bag of garbage I'd left there."