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Berawal mendapat iming pekerjaan di kota, justru memosisikan diriku nyaris menjadi santapan para buaya darat. Terjebak di dalam sebuah kamar bersama 5 pria asing membuatku kehilangan harapan. Demi menghilangkan penat usai bekerja, mereka yang berkuasa menghamburkan uang demi mereguk kepuasan walau dengan jalan maksiat. Sekarang, aku harus dinikahi salah satu di antara mereka. Bagaimana mungkin ini bisa terjadi?

“Every night he comes to me, the first few times, he just kept smelling me, but after I had a very strange encounter with him in his office, my nightmares seemed to be a reality. I could feel how he made me his, and how I reciprocated erotically, and succumbed with pleasure before him”. Sarah Sterlings is a young woman who by fate was transferred to work in Darkville, the gloomiest and darkest town in the country. The greatest and darkest stories were spoken of in this town, but especially, that it was protected by vampires. Alexander Von Strudel, is the great CEO of the factory in which Sarah would start working, from the first day, he begins to develop a strange obsession for her, but he knows that because of his vampire status it is impossible to have a relationship with Sarah, Well, he is immortal and she is a simple human, however, she hides a dark curse, which she does not even know herself, she is the moon of a lycanthropic warrior, who is also obsessed with her, Markus, he had been Alexander's enemy for centuries, but due to fate they must make an alliance to protect DarkVille from an enemy pack that threatens to destroy the city. Alexander and Markus face each other for the love of the human, but she is ultimately the one who must decide, although she was always clear that her love was destined to be given to Alexander, but Markus will not leave it so easy for her. A story full of obsession, eroticism, betrayal, battles, plot, drama and fantasy. Will Sarah be able to be completely happy with Alexander? That will only be decided by fate.

(18+) Dark werewolf romanceHe is out for revenge…Eight years ago, Nikolai Slade, alpha of the Selene pack was a kind and loyal ruler, his gentle Luna by his side until disaster struck. Ambushed, he watched in defeat as an enemy pack raped and killed his wife and unborn child. Now grief stricken and burning with rage, Nikolai hungers for blood, biding his time for he won’t rest until he seeks his revenge. The outcast…Born without a wolf, sweet, innocent and virginal Liyah Verbeck is shunned and maltreated by her pack. When she is kidnapped by a gorgeous man, with silent, cold eyes of silver, she believes that her worries are over, but unknown to her, they were only just beginning.A dark tale of two shattered souls, bound together by vengeance, reunited in love.

Hannah imagined her life would become better if she just broke up with her perfect boyfriend, Nathan, and married her fated mate, Liam, who happens to be Nathan's brother. But she soon realizes that life never goes as planned most times. Liam hits her and is unhealthily obsessed with her. However, as much as she wants, Hannah cannot easily end things with him because of their strong mate bond. The consequences of a rejected mate bond that isn't honoured pins her down. She is also concerned about her daughter’s future. On the other hand, Nathan is completely smitten with Hannah. He is a complete green flag for any woman and would go any length for Hannah. But, he is a man hated by his kind right from birth. A man with a dark past and a bleak future. Three years later, Nathan returns to the pack and so are Hannah's feelings for him. In a fight of desire and loyalty, of what is wrong and what is right, Hannah must learn to tame her feelings or give in to the fọ́rbị́dden passịọ́n that she knew would only lead to darker ọ́bsessịon. However, Hannah's feelings are far from being the only thing on the line here. Everything comes at a price and Hannah must be ready for the consequences. 

Do you want the physical copy of the series to read ahead? Search Dark Blood Series/Taylor Walker Dark Blood on Amazon. £2.00-£6.00. My name is Killian Saunders. I started off as a normal teenager living a normal life until now. I’ve been pushed from pillar to post, investigation after investigation to find the main problem with my mental health. I live in the psychiatric part of the hospital because I can be a possible threat to everyone around me. But the main problem is, nothing is helping me. No one is helping me. I have no relationship with my family anymore and I’m losing everyone I need and trust. But I feel its going to be too late until I get the help that I need. It won’t be long until I’m not me... it won’t be long until I turn into the monster I fear the most.

When billionaire Carter Blane is disinherited by his ruthless father, he's forced to prove himself by breaking the heart of the one person who can restore his inheritance - an innocent and kind-hearted girl named Alvira. But as he manipulates her into falling for him, he discovers that true love can be both his redemption and his downfall. Will Carter choose wealth and power over the only person who's ever loved him for who he truly is?"

"You can never run away from me Cristina, never," were his words. And she was ready to prove them wrong. So to save herself from a dog she sold herself to a lion. Cristina DeCarlo, a young actress, was living a life under the clutches of Vincenzo La Russo, a political leader who was anything but a dog. On a fateful night, she broke all his boundaries and ran away only to fall into the hand of a man who was none other than the biggest Mafia in the country. Roman Scuderi, a mafia lord who was hidden in the shadows yet just the initials of his name were enough to shake the world. A man feared by all. But she was ready to make a deal with him as long as he could protect her from Vincenzo. ###Excerpt### "Why did you cage me?" Cristina asked the man who was sitting in front of her, watching her as she stood in the sexy black dress holding the iron bars of the cage she was in. At her words, he stood up and walked up to her. "Because I'm afraid if I don't, you, my little dove will ascend too high in heaven where this devil can't reach you," he replied in his sexy voice and pulled her towards him to share a kiss.

Syrie grew up in a different world than the one she was in. The vampires that surrounded her had sharp fangs, long nails, and red eyes. It's strange, as she would expect. Syrie was surprised when her parents told her about the rumored world to which they belonged. Her parents discovered her in the m

I caught Vincenzo staring at me during his father's funeral. But is it wrong if he is my Fiancè's brother? Everyone is devasted after Mr Di Costa died of heart attack. After all, everyone loved him, he was caring, kind and loving. But during the funeral things went crazy, I caught my brother-in-law

What do you do when you discover that your house is being haunted by a ghost? Not just any ghost, your Great grandmother’s ghost! You are all scared to death and there’s no way out of the house... You just have to do whatever you can to survive! This is a story about a fun happy large family in a haunted mansion with dark secrets. Joe is a Doctor who comes to stay with the Johnsons, but he soon realizes that he had been living with the Wrong family. He comes to love the family and instead of leaving, he decides to stay but that was his greatest mistake. His time in the Wrong Dark house becomes filled with horrors beyond his worst nightmares!