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Hey Nate, Did you do a weird thing? Let's see. You read comments on an online support group, saw one that caught your interest, couldn't suppress the urge to talk to the girl that wrote said comment, sent her the oddest email she's ever read, and then decided to forget that he ever sent the email in the first place. Is that weird? I'll leave you to answer that for yourself. And yes, I do have a sense of humor. Usually the dark kind, but it's still humor nonetheless, isn't it? But nowadays, very few things make me laugh. So,I don't know what to make of it. Does that still count as having a good sense of humor?

or giving that soft, pleading look, begging me to pack up and let her go home. A slow smile touched my lips at the thought of her. God I love when she gets bossy, she was so fucking sexy. “Okay! I think we finally got it bro” J yells cutting my train of thoughts off . He yanks his headphones spinning around in his chair now facing me . “Flames! Mann this is for sure topping the charts!” I let out a low chuckle, dragging my hands down my face and standing up to grab the rest of my stuff. “I hope so, it better”

I unconsciously touched my throat. He chuckled and brushed my ear with his nose. "I won't....choke you dorogoy. I'll eat your cunt out till you can scream no more." I shuddered and immediately removed my seatbelt and got out. "You're a disgusting pig." I sneered at him. "More confessions for you." I twirled around.

I didn't trust my voice anymore I expected a smirk but he looked serious "Why?"he asked again "Curious" I said quietly after a whole minute of silence Now he smirked "What do you think..?" He asked I sighed.. "I think...it's not a good occupation" I spoke my mind He laughed.. He laughed I guess I am funny after all "What's so funny?" He looked at me with a serious note.. What's up with Ahmed today? You don't know him I looked away..hurted by that mental comment but I knew it was true

He murmured, ruefully. I badly didn't want to see him sad anymore. "Jokes could help.You can tell me jokes" "Jokes"He said more to himself as if thinking of something up. "Well, I think I heard this somewhere,I don't really remember how it starts or ends but the punch line is...'Get lost,you old cargo'!" I grimaced. "So am I supposed to laugh to an half joke?" He pouted."I'm an hopeless joke teller" I couldn't stop myself from laughing not because of his half joke but because of how hopeless he looked.

"I need a spacious living room, an airy kitchen, and a sex swing." "An air—hold up, what now? Sex what?" "Sex swing," he says, nodding. "For when we entertain. Didn't I mention? We're getting into swinging." I groan, face in my hands. "That has to be the worst joke in the entire world. I'm serious, Scar, I can't decide if I'm offended because of the jab at my parents or offended because it's so lame." "Sorry, couldn't help myself." "Honestly, I've never been less attracted to you right now."

"Wendy loves me. This isn't over—" Wendy gave her answer right away, and it was a big, fat slap across Zack's face. "Don't listen to him, Felix. I don't like guys like him. He's just a toy. A toy I throw away once I'm bored of him." She held up her thermos and uncapped it. The air was filled with the aroma of mushroom and egg custard. "You must be hungry. I got this for you."

I bet he was the one being auctioned yet his aura still gave off dominance despite his hands being handcuffed. “We’re just on time. That’s him,” Kyle whispered. Huh? Putting aside the fact that he was tall and physically fit, he was not as scary as I expected him to be. Was it just me stereotyping? I mean… Since Kyle mentioned that Xavier Hawthorn was a mercenary, I expected that he would scare me the first time I set my eyes on him.

He stated. The man's voice oozed with cruelty as he spun a dark fantasy, saying, "Picture this: I'll gradually break your will to live, witnessing the shift in your determined eyes to sheer despair. Isn't it wonderful?" His words were laced with a twisted joy, as if the very idea of causing despair in those determined eyes brought him a perverse sense of pleasure. "Ugh, thinking about makes me horny." He stated with anticipation that made Tales flinch. He's gone nuts. His men put an unpleasant face, with a vivid emotions 'he's at it again?'

He knew that and used it to his advantage by toying with my emotions and using me. He broke me. But, I rebuilt myself Fixed what he broke And now I'm going to toy with his emotions, exactly the way he did with mine. 3 YEARS AGO Klara (PoV) NIGHT OF MARDI GRAS 21:00PM "Omg, you're joking right?" I say still laughing "Ya, my brother Matteo and I were huge 'How I Met Your Mother' fans, so he dared me" he replies chuckling "wow, that doesn't seem like you at all" I say, looking up from my drink (my fourth drink)