Uncle Iroh Quotes Funny

Draven’s massive body slammed me against the cold stone wall, his iron grip pinning my wrists high above my head as his rough hand closed around my throat, squeezing just enough to steal my breath. “You’re mine tonight, little one,” he growled, his voice a dark rumble that sent shivers racing down my spine, his eyes devouring me with possessive hunger. I whimpered helplessly, my knees buckling beneath the weight of his dominance, my body already aching for whatever he’d give me. “Yes, please,” I begged, my voice trembling as I arched desperately into him, feeling the thin fabric of my dress rip under his impatient hands, baring me completely to his merciless gaze. His thick fingers plunged between my thighs without warning, claiming my dripping heat in one brutal thrust that made me cry out. He drove deeper, his teeth scraping my neck as he snarled. “Scream for me.” ******** Five years of betrayal and pain, Allene thought she was a powerless omega, a wife discarded by the man she loved. But the moment her wolf awakened, everything changed. Fierce, unstoppable and burning with vengeance, she seduces, dominates and challenges the men who dared to underestimate her—Leonard, the arrogant mate who humiliated her, and Draven, Leonard's Uncle, the rogue alpha whose touch ignites a fire she never expected. When her ex mate comes for her, who gets to be her chosen one?

"You must regret calling off our engagement, right?!" I smiled faintly as my ex-fiancé lifted his chin proudly. "I don't regret it one bit for throwing out trash like you." Ethan was stunned. He couldn't accept that I had the courage to confront him. His pride had also been trampled upon when I called him 'trash.' Ethan raised one hand, about to slap me. However, his hand was caught by a large, muscular hand. "Uncle Nathaniel?" Ethan was shocked. His knees suddenly went weak at his uncle's sharp, cold gaze. "Be polite to your aunt." Ethan's eyes widened. He was even more shocked when Nathaniel's hand moved from my waist and embraced me affectionately. Ethan couldn't believe it. The ex-fiancée he'd left was now his aunt?!

Sobrang mahal na mahal ni Maxene ang kanyang nobyo na si Joseph at sa pitong taon nilang magkasintahan ay kahit kailan ay hindi siya nagawang lokohin nito at talagang napapag usapan na rin nila ang pagpapakasal. Pero hindi inaasahan ni Maxene na darating ang araw na lolokohin siya ni Joseph kaya naman sa sobrang sama ng kanyang loob ay sa isang bar siya napadpad. Dahil sa labis na sama ng loob ay nagpakalasing si Maxene at doon siya matatagpuan ni Bernard. Naibigay ni Maxene ang kanyang sarili sa binata dahil sa ang buong akala niya ay ito ang kanyang nobyo pero isang pagkakamali pala iyon. Kaya naman pagkagising niya ay agad niyang tinakasan ang lalaking kanyang nakaniig. Lumipas ang araw at doon na nalaman ni Maxene na nagbunga ang isang gabi na pakikipagtalik niya sa hindi niya kilalang lalaki. Halos gumuho ang kanyang mundo dahil kasabay noon ay isang masamang balita ang bumungad sa kanya dahil sa pagkalugi ng kanilang kumpanya. Isang offer ang darating kay Maxene pero ganon na lamang ang gulat niya ng makita niya na kamukhang kamukha ng kanyang ex boyfriend ang mag aalok sa kanya at doon na niya malalaman na tiyuhin pala ito ng kanyang ex-boyfriend na si Joseph. At doon na rin niya napagtagpi tagpi na ang lalaking ito ang kanyang nakasama sa isang mainit gabi. Tatanggapin ba ni Maxene ang offer na iyon ni Bernard gayong alam na niya na tiyuhin ito ng manloloko niyang ex boyfriend? Sasabihin ba niya rito ang tungkol sa pagdadalantao niya gayong hindi niya alam kung tatanggapin ba ito nito? O iiwas na lamang siya rito dahil parang hindi niya kaya na makasama ito lalo na at kamukha ito ng kanyang ex-boyfriend na si Joseph?

Si Minna ay isang magaling na writer at nag ttrabaho sa isang sikat na entertainment media sa ibang bansa. Ayaw na sana niyang umuwi pa ng Pinas subalit bigla siyang pinatawag ng boss niya dahil gusto ng investor nilang makilala siya. Hindi raw kasi seryoso ang team nila dahil hindi kompleto ang myembro sa miting na gaganapin nila. Kaya naman napilitan si Minna na umuwi roon hanggang sa isang iglap- nakasalubong niya ang lalaking ayaw na niyang makita. Iyon ay ang uncle ng Ex niya.

I've waited five years for my mafia fiance, Daniele Moretti, while he keeps pushing our wedding back again and again. I've turned down every man who approaches me and put up with all the snide comments from high society. On the eve of exchanging our marriage alliance contract, thanks to a bet with his lover, Daniele decides it's hilarious to switch the groom's name. He replaces himself with his uncle, Samuele Moretti, a man who is practically on his deathbed. Daniele laughs as he brags to his friends, "Regina's obsessed with me. When she finds out, she'll cry and beg me to change it back." I stand just outside the door and hear every word. On the day of the wedding, I take Samuele's arm—the "sickly wreck" Daniele keeps mocking—and walk him up the aisle. When Daniele finally shows up late with his lover and tries to turn the ceremony into a spectacle, I slap him across the face. Now he's the one who has to call me Aunt Regina.

One wrong move. One dangerous mistake. Miley thought the worst betrayal she could ever face was walking in on her best friend and her boyfriend in bed together. But heartbreak was nothing compared to this—now the mafia wants her dead. The only man who can save her is the last one she should trust: Clifford Alfonso—her ex’s uncle. Cold. Ruthless. Sinfully handsome. His offer is as shocking as it is inescapable: “Marry me, so I can give you all the protection you need. Nothing more…” But nothing between them feels like nothing. His presence ignites heat she can’t ignore, his touch lingers longer than it should, and behind his hard gaze lies a temptation more dangerous than the bullets aimed at her. A marriage forged in blood and necessity. A chemistry that burns hotter with every stolen glance. In Clifford’s world, desire is dangerous… and falling for him might be the most reckless mistake of all.

After Valeria’s groom dumped her right at the altar, she married a guy in the wheelchair from the next hall. Only to realise that he was just a decoy fulfilling the task. However, Valeria was married to Markos Moreno. The catch? He’s in a coma. It was only a matter of time for Valeria to become a widow and be kicked out. Unexpectedly, Markos wakes up and lashes out at her, assuming she did all this for money. His hatred increases upon knowing Valeria is the ex-girlfriend of his nephew.  Will she stay with her wheelchair-ridden husband to become a prey of his cruelty? What will happen when she decides to leave without informing? Worst? She's pregnant with his child.

On what was supposed to be the happiest day of her life, Irene Casareo’s wedding turned into her worst nightmare. Instead of walking down the aisle, her groom dragged her to the police station, accusing her of a crime she never committed. It was there she discovered his betrayal—he had conspired against her with his own stepsister. Consumed by rage and despair, Irene endured three agonizing years behind bars. Upon her release, freedom barely had time to settle in her lungs when she found herself caught in a bloody crossfire. That was when she met Kristoff Montecillo—a powerful man from the underworld, and the uncle of her ex-fiancé, Dave. He saved her from the armed men, but demanded a different kind of payment: he shook her world with a single, unexpected kiss. And when a lecherous old man tried to rob her of her innocence, it was Kristoff who shielded her once again. Now bound by a debt of gratitude, Irene faces an impossible choice: should she agree to become Kristoff’s fiancée in return for his repeated rescues, or should she say yes only to use him as a weapon in her quest for vengeance against those who shattered her life?

Nang ikasal si Alexandra sa kaniyang asawa ay iniwan niya ang kaniyang trabaho. Pinili niyang manatali sa bahay at asikasuhin lamang ang kaniyang asawa. Ngunit unti-unti niyang nalaman na niloloko siya ng kaniyang asawa. Agad siyang nakipaghiwalay dito. Dahil sa sobrang sakit, nagpakalasing siya at pumunta sa iba’t ibang bar para maghanap ng lalaki. Ngunit nang matapos ang nangyari sa kanina, paggising nila sa umaga, nalaman niyang ang lalaking kaniyang katabi ay ang tiyuhin ng kaniyang asawa. Si Lorence Tyron Mendez, is one of the most feared corporate lawyers, handling high-stakes divorces, business lawsuits, and criminal defense cases. Pareho lang silang lasing ng gabing iyon kaya pinampas nila ito. Umaasang walang nabuo ang kanilang pagsasama sa isang gabi lamang. Dahil iniwan ni Alexandra ang kaniyang asawa, nawala ang lahat sa kaniya. Kaya naman naghanap agad siya ng trabaho. Nagkataon na naghahanap ng secretary si Tyron, at siya ang nakuha para sa posisyon. Akala ni Tyron, ay ginagamit lamang siya ni Alexandra para mawala ang bisa ng kasal. Akala niya ay nagpanggap itong buntis para tuluyang mapawalang bisa ang kasal sa dating asawa. Kaya naman nagalit si Tryon kay Alexandra, pero hindi niya ito kayang sisantihin sa trabaho. Lalo pang lumala ang sitwasyon nang magkamali ng akala si Tyron tungkol kay Alexander, iniisip na may masamang balak ito sa kanya. Pero sa kabila ng lahat, ang tanging nais lang ni Alexandra ay ang makalaya sa lason na kasal at mabawi ang buhay na isinuko niya noon para sa pag-ibig. Ngunit paano siya makakaalis sa kamay ng traydor niyang asawa, lalo na’t ginagawa nito ang lahat upang pigilan ang kanilang hiwalayan? At sa gitna ng lahat ng ito, paano nila haharapin ang damdamin nilang unti-unting nabubuo para sa isa’t isa? Paano kung sila talaga ang nakatadhana?

Raised as a scapegoat and treated like nothing, Arabella believes one thing will save her…. the mate bond promised to her by the future Alpha. But before the entire pack, he chooses her stepsister instead, stripping Arabella of her dignity and her last hope. Humiliated and desperate to forget, Arabella gives in to one reckless night with a stranger, believing it will mean nothing. She’s wrong. Because that single night ties her to a powerful forbidden man she was never supposed to belong to and once he claims her, there will be no escape from him.