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Cerita akan direvisi Adakah lelaki yang anti wanita? Tentu jarang. Tapi, dikampus Universitas BEU ada dosen yang terkenal phobia wanita. Bening Sulaikha seorang mahasiswi berhijab dan cantik sangat membenci dosen berparas tampan dan terkenal phobia wanita. Apalagi dosen itu sempat menghukum Bening karena hanya sebuah kesalahan kecil. Bertambahlah kebencian Bening pada dosen tersebut. Bening selalu disebut nenek pembawa balsem, ratu balsem, miss balsem, atau beraroma nenek oleh teman-temannya karena dia suka membawa balsem kemana-mana. Kalau gak bawa balsem bawaannya galau. Sampai suatu hari dia jodohkan dengan seorang pria yang lebih menyebalkan dari Dosen yang bernama Kunang Dramasta itu. Pria itu bernama Dion Pramaatjaya. Tapi, Seakan takdir berkata lain. Pria itu kabur di acara akad nikah dan digantikan oleh sosok pria tampan namun sama sekali tidak mencintainya. Pria itu adalah dosen menyebalkan yang selama ini dibenci oleh Bening. Benar apa kata pepatah jangan membenci seseorang nanti kamu bisa jatuh cinta. Siapa lagi Dosen itu yang tak lain adalah Kunang Dramasta si phobia wanita. Padahal sebelumnya Dion mengajak Bening menikah untuk tujuan tertentu. Bagaimana kehidupan Bening dengan dosen yang terkenal phobia wanita?

She could remember people through their smells, their voices, their accents, their everyday choices of words or through how they feel against her touch. That's exactly the meaning of socializing and making friends for someone like Meredith Kaye Santiago, a person who was suffering with prosopagnosia. To someone who couldn't remember anyone's face, dating was a no-no. She couldn't risk her heart to someone her eyes couldn't remember and her brain couldn't retain. But one night, she found herself caught up under the body of a stranger, and he's taking off her clothes. The stranger’s name was Rupert Santos, the Vulture’s vocalist and a guy with piercing on his bottom lip. She let him go all the way after he said, “Surrender your sensations”. Love hit her hard. That’s when his blurry face became clearer. And finally, she said, “I see you, Rockstar.”

Aku, Jessika Widiantoro, mahasiswa semester lima pada fakultas Ekonomi sebuah universitas swasta yang terkenal, anak yatim, ayahku telah meninggal . Ibu tinggal di kota kecil bersama dua adikku yang masih sekolah. Sejak kecil Jeje, nama panggilanku ingin menjadi akuntan. Setiap jenjang sekolah aku mendapat beasiswa. Setelah tamat SMA , aku ingin masuk fakultas ekonomi , ibuku tidak merestui .Dengan memberanikan diri aku mengikuti jalur prestasi Universitas Negeri dan Universitas Swasta. Aku lolos. Masalahnya aku lolos dari jalur prestasi universitas swasta yang terkenal dengan biaya yang tinggi, meskipun hanya iseng-iseng karena tidak dipungut biaya pendaftaran. Aku mengacuhkan permintaan ibu agar membatalkan niatku Berbekal uang hasil jualan kue di kantin sekolah, sejak SD sampai SMA, aku dan Sari berangkat ke ibu kota. Kami tinggal di rumah oomnya Sari, pak Bima adalah dosen pada fakultas ekonomi di mana aku lolos seleksi jalur prestasi. Awalnya semua berjalan lurus-lurus saja, kemudian hidupku berbalik ketika oom Bima memintaku untuk membawa laporan audit untuk temannya. Sejak pertemuan pertama, aku sering ke di apartemen oom Bulus, diminta membuat laporan keuangan pribadinya . Aku menganggap oom Bulus sebagai ayahku, mungkin karena perbedaan usia kami sangat jauh, aku berusia 23 tahun dan dia berusia 45 tahun, sama dengan usia ibuku. Untuk mendapatkan uang bulanan setiap bulan ,Oom Bulus mengikatku dengan “Kontrak teman kencan “ selama tiga tahun. Aku menerimanya karena aku bingung membayar uang semester, membayar sekolah adik-adikku dan biaya kost. Aku mendapat imbalan gaji sebesar lima juta per bulan .Aku menerima kontrak yang diajukan oom Bulus karena item ke lima, yakni No s*ks di antara kita. Oom Bulus mengaku dia hanya staf yang dipercayakan oleh bosnya yang mempunyai perusahaan yang tinggal di luar negeri. Aku percaya saja, karena penampilan biasa-biasa saja, apartemennya juga biasa-biasa saja. Seringnya kami bersama-sama membuat ada getaran-getaran di tubuhku. Oom menawariku wine. Dalam keadaan mabuk aku terjatuh dalam bara cinta terlarang.

Seorang dosen dan guru, sama-sama pengajar terus nikah? Inilah secuil kisah dari Eka yang berprofesi sebagai guru di daerahnya, dan suaminya bernama Prabu Bagaskara yang merupakan seorang dosen jurusan DKV konon terkenal killer dan tampan di Universitas Pandawa. Mereka bertemu dengan suatu alasan dan ego masing-masing sampai menandatangani kontrak nikah! Bagaimanakah kehidupan dari Eka dan Prabu sampai kontrak selesai? Sukseskah mereka dengan tantangan 100 hari bilang sayang ?

"I like that girl. And she is the girl I will marry."Nicholas said to his elder brother Andrew, as he eyed Eliza from top to bottom with a smile on his face. "No chance." With just two words, Andrew immediately smashed all his hopes. "But why?" Nicholas asked with confusion and suspicion evident on his face. "Because she doesn't like men".Andrew replied with a smirk on his face. Nicholas felt like his heart shattered into pieces, however he tried to calm down himself and asked," That means she likes women, right?" Andrew laughed and immediately denied his suspicion," No, she just hates man. I don't think she has involvement with women. And before you ask me the reason, I clearly want to tell you that I have no clue about that as well." Nicholas felt relieved and looked in the direction of the sky as he placed his right hand on his heart and said," Then you see how I will make her mine.

Kakakku memanggilku sayang dan mentransferku uang. Calon istrinya mengira aku adalah wanita simpanannya. Dia membawa orang-orang ke rumah baru yang kudesain dengan indah. "Masih muda, tapi sudah jadi wanita simpanan. Hari ini, kugantikan orang tuamu mendidikmu!" "Aku akan memposting tindakanmu ini di forum universitas supaya dosen dan teman-temanmu tahu kamu wanita murahan!" Mereka menghancurkan rumah baruku, menarik bajuku. Mereka menggantungkan kartu pelajar di leherku, lalu memotretku. Ketika kakakku datang, matanya memerah. "Beraninya kalian menindas adikku! Kalian sudah bosan hidup ya?"

"Tell me," he leaned forward and whispers seductively next to my ear. "Have you ever been kissed before?" I don't think that's a fucking business of yours, Sir! "I snap at him with a clenched teeth. " You are right, how about I make it my business tonight, angle? "He ask running his thumb over my bottom lips. " Are you crazy Sir? " <><><><> Lola's entire world take a drastic turn the moment she witnessed her boyfriend proposed to her twin sister. Determine to prove to her family that she can do better than her sister, she grabbed the next Job opportunity. Babysitting a crazy billionaire's son, just an harmless job, but signing the contract made her kick open a Pandora's box, filled with shocking secrets, that put her life in the line, only her mate can save her.

Revenge: the only dish best served with a side of sass and a sprinkle of humour. ~ a soul with a dark and miserable past~ ~ a wolfless reborn in hell ~ ~ ️a mate entwined in a bloody burning vengeance thirst️️~ ~ an irresistible kickass heroine~ Ever wonder how vengeance feels like? ‍ She was betrayed and killed by her loved ones, because of her inability and tagged as a cursed one. They killed her innocence! She burned in misery and pain, but right now........ THE SHOW IS HERS!! But is that really it? In her journey of vengeance, she discovered something very peculiar and queer. Though, it was unknown if that peculiarity will revive her light and quench the darkness in her? It was uncertain if (one) can change the misdeeds of hundreds.... ... ~~~~ Alpha Zayn yanked Anita close to him and rubbed her bare back, as his eyes layered with a billion shade of lust. " Do you know what I can do to you?" The hoarseness in his voice chilled Anita's ears, and his warm breath fanned her cheek gently. Anita curled her lips naughtily and pressed a hand on Alpha's Zayn shoulder, allowing a bit of her cleavage to come into view.. " What can you do to me?" She whispered seductively, with a calm attractive face. " L**k my cl**t? F**k my a*s? Suck my p**ks?" But that was a guise. Deep in her, she was dying to rip out Alpha Zayn's heart, feed it to the beast, smash his head brutally, and peel his skin off from his body! Alpha Zayn lowered his lusty eyes at Anita, before licking his bottom lip. " You look like you have a bad plan for me." Anita's eyes contracted, immediately moving her hand to Alpha Zayn's sh**ft. " Do I?"

“I’m s-sorry *hiccup* I won’t try to run again *hiccup*” Kayla pleaded when she saw him coming towards her like a grim reaper. Her chest rose and fell rapidly as he closed the last of the distance between them, backing her into a corner of the room. She closed her eyes and covered them with her palm, unable to endure his dark gaze. He curled his fingers around her arms and pulled them back, but a frown set on his face when he saw that her eyes were still closed. “Look at me Kayla...” he demanded, his voice thick with the need to see her golden-brown orbs. He let go of her hands and cupped her face. “Open your eyes...” he tried a little gently this time. Kayla ever so slowly lifted her eye lids, giving him the sight that he had been deprived of. A rare smile flitted on his lips when his eyes collided with the most stunning pair of pearls that adored the girl that he had become obsessed with. “Will you *hiccup* p-punish me?” she asked. “For what you did, you deserve a punishment. Don’t you think so, Malyshka?” he smirked as he caressed her bottom lip with his thumb. Even even before she could say another word, he picked her up and threw her over his shoulder, gaining a surprised yelp from her. “W-what are you *hiccup* doing!?” she felt scandalized to be hanging upside down on his muscular torso. “You’ll find out soon enough” he stated coldly and strode towards the bed. And upon reaching it, he transferred her onto the mattress. “And now for the punishment...” he muttered as he leaned onto the bed and hovered above her, sending a cold shiver down her spine.

Di kehidupan lalu, suamiku tiba-tiba mengalami pendarahan otak dan meninggal. Dia juga meninggalkan sejumlah besar utang. Demi putraku yang masih SMA, aku menjual rumah yang diwariskan orang tuaku dan bekerja 3 pekerjaan untuk membayar utang. Setelah terlalu banyak bekerja, aku jatuh sakit dan akhirnya masuk rumah sakit. Di samping ranjang pasien, putraku yang sudah diterima di universitas bergengsi malah menelepon dengan gembira. “Halo? Ayah, ini aku. Wanita ini sudah mau mati. Aku ada belikan asuransi untuknya. Kita setidaknya bisa dapat kompensasi 10 miliar. Kamu dan Bibi Susi cepat kembali dari luar negeri.” Bibi Susi yang dimaksudnya adalah teman semasa kecil dan juga tetangga suamiku. Ternyata, yang disebut utang itu adalah hasil pencucian uang dalam jumlah besar yang dilakukan suamiku dan kekasih gelapnya. Demi menutupinya, mereka membuat pembukuan palsu, bahkan berpura-pura mati untuk menghindari tanggung jawab hukum. Sementara itu, demi menjadi anak orang kaya, putraku membiarkanku mati karena kelelahan. Saat membuka kembali mataku, aku sudah kembali ke hari di mana suamiku berpura-pura mati.